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Vampires vs the Bronx

Um… I... there was these old ladies, these, um, blind old ladies

Um… I... there was these old ladies, these, um, blind old ladies

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Um…
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I... there was these old ladies,
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these, um, blind old ladies.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:01
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A group of young friends from the Bronx fight to save their neighborhood from gentrification...and vampires.
Look, I know how much you guys love Tony, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:06
Look, I know how much you guys love Tony,
- Yo, mom's a savage! - Yo, she said you got nasty underwear! - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
- Yo, mom's a savage! - Yo, she said you got nasty unde...
You know I got that… - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
You know I got that…
Luis, you're the vampire expert. You need to tell us everything you know. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
Luis, you're the vampire expert. You need to tell us ev...
Vampires are undead immortals that survive on the blood of the living. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
Vampires are undead immortals that survive on the blood of t...
Enclose themselves inside a protective coffin in total darkness. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
Enclose themselves inside a protective coffin in total darkn...
Typically, the vampires will group their coffins - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:08
Typically, the vampires will group their coffins
A vampire can be killed with a silver or wooden stake to the… - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:07
A vampire can be killed with a silver or wooden stake to the...
You know those little round cookies - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
You know those little round cookies
Put one of those Eucharists in a vampire's mouth, and he's toast. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
Put one of those Eucharists in a vampire's mouth, and h...
Holy water is a repellent as well, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:09
Holy water is a repellent as well,
Tony let the vampire in last night when he said, "Welcome to Primo Bodega." - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:08
Tony let the vampire in last night when he said, "Welco...
They need an invitation to enter, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:06
They need an invitation to enter,
A message from me. You tell him it's open season on all suckheads. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
A message from me. You tell him it's open season on all...
I don't like that look. You're about to say something stupid. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
I don't like that look. You're about to say someth...
Come on, guys. We need proof. We got this. We're Blades. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
Come on, guys. We need proof. We got this. We're Blades...
Yes, I'd like to talk to your manager about a sponsorship opportunity. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
Yes, I'd like to talk to your manager about a sponsorsh...
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- We need to get out of here right now. - I'm looking for evidence. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
- We need to get out of here right now. - I'm looking f...
You know, I think you're putting way too much faith in shit - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:06
You know, I think you're putting way too much faith in ...