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Vampires vs the Bronx

We'd like the stolen items returned and the perpetrators… eliminated

We'd like the stolen items returned and the perpetrators… eliminated

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We'd like the stolen items returned
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and the perpetrators…
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eliminated.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:09
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A group of young friends from the Bronx fight to save their neighborhood from gentrification...and vampires.
Yeah. Listen. I figured it out. Dude is their familiar. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
Yeah. Listen. I figured it out. Dude is their familiar.
Frank. The creepy real estate guy. He's the vampires' familiar. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
Frank. The creepy real estate guy. He's the vampires�...
- What is that? Like, a sun vampire? - No. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
- What is that? Like, a sun vampire? - No.
A familiar is a human servant - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:06
A familiar is a human servant
He does a vampire's bidding in exchange for eventually becoming a vampire himself. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
He does a vampire's bidding in exchange for eventually ...
He's making all the deals in the daytime while the vampires sleep in the nest. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
He's making all the deals in the daytime while the vamp...
- Yeah, I don't know. - I'm trying to help you, bruh. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
- Yeah, I don't know. - I'm trying to help you, br...
You gon' keep playing with your little friends, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:06
You gon' keep playing with your little friends,
Well, well, well… - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:07
Well, well, well…
Uh… - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:07
Uh…
The one that likes to start melees and fraternizes with known drug dealers? - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
The one that likes to start melees and fraternizes with know...
So, can we, uh… - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
So, can we, uh…
- Is it lame? - No, nah. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
- Is it lame? - No, nah.
When their parents were working, they were here in the bodega, hanging out, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:07
When their parents were working, they were here in the bodeg...
This is the bat that Sammy Sosa, the pride of San Pedro de Macorís, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:09
This is the bat that Sammy Sosa, the pride of San Pedro de M...
- Wow. - Which had only been done four times - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:06
- Wow. - Which had only been done four times
But that was before he started bleaching his skin, looking like Count Chocula - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:08
But that was before he started bleaching his skin, looking l...
But, yeah. Check out the store. Peruse my wares, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:06
But, yeah. Check out the store. Peruse my wares,
I got another type of kale, some flaxseeds. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
I got another type of kale, some flaxseeds.
You know? Some organic aloe, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
You know? Some organic aloe,