Alright! Forget cell phones, forget iPhones, forget PowerBooks, forget iPads. Yay... Now,...
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Renfield:
Alright! Forget cell phones, forget iPhones, forget PowerBooks, forget iPads.
Stacy:
Yay...
Renfield:
Now, I can do everything I want with my iPad mini.
Stacy:
That looks just like your phone...
Renfield:
But it doesn't make calls. I got my tweets, I got my emails, I got my friends, I got my alerts, I got my Angry Birds...
Goody:
So as the day progresses you can read thousands of unsolicited messages, advertisements, and the mindless brain vomit of acquaintances...
Stacy:
Someone sounds hormonal, maybe you're pregnant too!
Goody:
Ugh, its so annoying, you have to keep learning to use new crap that doesn't actually do anything better than the old crap, which is incompatible with the new crap, all so that you can have blogs and watch fake teenagers and real housewives, and its all happening too fast and I'm tired! I'm just sick and tired of it all!
Stacy:
It's OK, we don't have to get the iPad mini.
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Forget cell phones forget iPhones
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forget PowerBooks forget iPads
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Goody Yay
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Now I can do everything I want
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with my iPad Mini
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That looks just like your phone
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But it doesn't make calls
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I got my tweets I got my e mails
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I got my friends I got my alerts I got
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So as the day progresses you can read
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thousands of unsolicited messages
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advertisements and the mindless brain vomit of acquaintances
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Someone sounds hormonal
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Maybe you're pregnant too
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groans So annoying
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You have to keep learning to use new crap
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that doesn't actually do anything better
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than the old crap which is incompatible with the new crap
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all so you can have blogs and watch fake teenagers
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and real housewives
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And it's all happening too fast
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and I'm tired
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I'm just sick and tired of it all
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Stacy It's okay
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We don't have to get the iPad Minis
Clip duration: 59 seconds
Views: 98
Timestamp in movie: 01h 07m 53s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror, romance
Summary: Two female vampires in modern-day New York City are faced with daunting romantic possibilities.
