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"Van Helsing" quotes

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The famed monster hunter is sent to Transylvania to stop Count Dracula, who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for nefarious purposes.

Director: Stephen Sommers
Writer: Stephen Sommers
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 35/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: $120,177,084
Released: 07 May 2004
Awards: 3 wins & 21 nominations
You've never gone after vampires before now have you - Van Helsing 00:08 You've never gone after vampires before now have you You're going to take these two - Van Helsing 00:09 You're going to take these two You're a big one You'll be hard to digest - Van Helsing 00:10 You're a big one You'll be hard to digest You won't turn into a werewolf until the rising of your first full moon - Van Helsing 00:16 You won't turn into a werewolf until the rising of your... You turn around - Van Helsing 00:12 You turn around You make my skin crawl - Van Helsing 00:10 You make my skin crawl You killed Marishka - Van Helsing 00:16 You killed Marishka You killed him - Van Helsing 00:08 You killed him You can't kill me Victor - Van Helsing 00:13 You can't kill me Victor You are too late my friend - Van Helsing 00:17 You are too late my friend Yes well that's interesting - Van Helsing 00:16 Yes well that's interesting Why does it smell like wet dog in here - Van Helsing 00:09 Why does it smell like wet dog in here Who's hunting whom - Van Helsing 00:04 Who's hunting whom What do you want - Van Helsing 00:07 What do you want What are you doing You must find the cure - Van Helsing 00:10 What are you doing You must find the cure What are we doing here - Van Helsing 00:14 What are we doing here Werewolves are such a nuisance during their first full moon - Van Helsing 00:58 Werewolves are such a nuisance during their first full moon Welcome to my summer palace - Van Helsing 00:04 Welcome to my summer palace We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death - Van Helsing 00:09 We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death We are both part of the same grand game Gabriel - Van Helsing 00:10 We are both part of the same grand game Gabriel Viscous material What did I tell you - Van Helsing 00:05 Viscous material What did I tell you Vampire - Van Helsing 00:17 Vampire Trust me you'll need this A work of certifiable genius - Van Helsing 00:08 Trust me you'll need this A work of certifiable genius Too bad So sad - Van Helsing 00:05 Too bad So sad To have memories of those you loved and lost - Van Helsing 00:09 To have memories of those you loved and lost This is where I come in No wait - Van Helsing 00:05 This is where I come in No wait This thing man whatever it is - Van Helsing 00:13 This thing man whatever it is Thirty years old - Van Helsing 00:06 Thirty years old There's something down here - Van Helsing 00:37 There's something down here The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me alive - Van Helsing 00:13 The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me alive Success - Van Helsing 00:18 Success Stop your teasing Marishka and finish him - Van Helsing 00:06 Stop your teasing Marishka and finish him Some say you're a murderer Mr Van Helsing - Van Helsing 00:15 Some say you're a murderer Mr Van Helsing So you're the great Van Helsing - Van Helsing 00:16 So you're the great Van Helsing So what name my good sir do I carve on your gravestone - Van Helsing 00:06 So what name my good sir do I carve on your gravestone So much trouble to my master So much trouble - Van Helsing 00:06 So much trouble to my master So much trouble So this is what you get when vampires mate - Van Helsing 00:05 So this is what you get when vampires mate She's dead - Van Helsing 00:03 She's dead Remember lgor Do unto others - Van Helsing 00:09 Remember lgor Do unto others Over God - Van Helsing 00:41 Over God Oh my God The Frankenstein monster - Van Helsing 00:15 Oh my God The Frankenstein monster Now I know what it's for - Van Helsing 00:08 Now I know what it's for Now that I have your attention - Van Helsing 00:04 Now that I have your attention Not even a werewolf - Van Helsing 00:27 Not even a werewolf No you must not No Stop - Van Helsing 00:58 No you must not No Stop No I'm gonna use yours That's why you're coming with me - Van Helsing 00:15 No I'm gonna use yours That's why you're... Next time stay close You're no good to me dead - Van Helsing 00:05 Next time stay close You're no good to me dead My superiors would like for me to take you alive - Van Helsing 00:07 My superiors would like for me to take you alive My life my job is to vanquish evil - Van Helsing 00:07 My life my job is to vanquish evil My gun Find my gun - Van Helsing 00:07 My gun Find my gun Marishka kill the stranger Love to - Van Helsing 00:06 Marishka kill the stranger Love to Look familiar - Van Helsing 00:19 Look familiar Little late to be digging graves isn't it - Van Helsing 00:18 Little late to be digging graves isn't it Listen Carl whatever you do don't stare at him - Van Helsing 00:12 Listen Carl whatever you do don't stare at him Lgor - Van Helsing 00:12 Lgor Let me see your faces Why - Van Helsing 00:09 Let me see your faces Why Ladies and gentlemen I give to you - Van Helsing 00:10 Ladies and gentlemen I give to you It's alive It's alive - Van Helsing 00:06 It's alive It's alive I'm sorry - Van Helsing 00:10 I'm sorry I'm sorry about that too - Van Helsing 00:04 I'm sorry about that too I'll take him away far away where no one will ever find him - Van Helsing 00:46 I'll take him away far away where no one will ever find... If you're late run like hell - Van Helsing 00:11 If you're late run like hell If they even suspect you of misleading them - Van Helsing 00:09 If they even suspect you of misleading them I want first bite - Van Helsing 00:04 I want first bite I think you'll find the view over here rather spectacular - Van Helsing 00:07 I think you'll find the view over here rather... I see the wolf man hasn't killed you yet - Van Helsing 00:06 I see the wolf man hasn't killed you yet I missed you in London - Van Helsing 00:08 I missed you in London I have some things that'll put the bit back in your mouth - Van Helsing 00:09 I have some things that'll put the bit back in your... I don't know You can blind your enemies - Van Helsing 00:22 I don't know You can blind your enemies I could never allow him to be used for such evil - Van Helsing 00:11 I could never allow him to be used for such evil I can't unscrew the bolts This is gonna hurt - Van Helsing 00:08 I can't unscrew the bolts This is gonna hurt I can't unscrew the bolts This is gonna hurt - Van Helsing 00:08 I can't unscrew the bolts This is gonna hurt I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat - Van Helsing 00:21 I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his... I can help - Van Helsing 00:07 I can help I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins - Van Helsing 00:06 I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins I am sorry master We try and we try - Van Helsing 00:28 I am sorry master We try and we try How many commandments can we break in one day - Van Helsing 00:05 How many commandments can we break in one day How does it feel to be a puppet on my string - Van Helsing 00:05 How does it feel to be a puppet on my string He's the first one to kill a vampire in over 100 years - Van Helsing 00:08 He's the first one to kill a vampire in over 100 years

Cast

Van Helsing - Hugh Jackman
Anna Valerious - Kate Beckinsale
Count Vladislaus Dracula - Richard Roxburgh
Frankenstein's Monster - Shuler Hensley