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So you're the great Van HelsingAnd you're a deranged psychopathWe all have our little problems
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Van Helsing

We all have our little problems

Mr. Hyde:So, you're the great Van Helsing.Van Helsing:And you're a deranged psychopath.Mr. Hyde:We all have our little problems

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So you're the great Van Helsing
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And you're a deranged psychopath
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We all have our little problems
Available in 2 languages
Duration
16 seconds
Views
373
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:03
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The famed monster hunter is sent to Transylvania to stop Count Dracula, who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for nefarious purposes.
We all have our little problems. - Van Helsing 00:23
We all have our little problems.
Here I come... - Van Helsing 00:07
Here I come...
No, no. - Van Helsing 00:08
No, no.
Come here. - Van Helsing 00:11
Come here.
It's been a pleasure knowing you. - Van Helsing 00:06
It's been a pleasure knowing you.
Van Helsing. - Van Helsing 00:07
Van Helsing.
Bless me Father for I haveSinned Yes I know You're very good at thatYou shattered the Rose WindowNot to split hairs sir but Mr Hyde did the shattering13th century Over 600 years oldI wish you a week in hell for that It would be a nice reprieveDon't get me - Van Helsing 01:03
Bless me Father for I haveSinned Yes I know You're very...
Valerious the Elder left this here 400 years ago. - Van Helsing 00:20
Valerious the Elder left this here 400 years ago.
Yes, it matches your ring. - Van Helsing 00:10
Yes, it matches your ring.
Carl There you areDid you bring Mr Hyde back or did you kill himYou killed him didn't you That's why they get so annoyedWhen they ask you to bring someone back they don't mean as a corpse - Van Helsing 00:13
Carl There you areDid you bring Mr Hyde back or did you kill...
I have some things that'll put the bit back in your mouthAny idiot can make a swordSorry Father - Van Helsing 00:09
I have some things that'll put the bit back in your...
Come along Carl Here take thisRings of garlic holy watersilver stake crucifixWhy can't I have one of those - Van Helsing 00:19
Come along Carl Here take thisRings of garlic holy...
You've never gone after vampires before now have youVampires gargoyles warlocks they're all the sameBest when cooked well - Van Helsing 00:08
You've never gone after vampires before now have...
Here's something newGlycerin 48SorryWhat in Allah's name is wrong with youThe air around here is thick with envy - Van Helsing 00:19
Here's something newGlycerin 48SorryWhat in...
Trust me you'll need this A work of certifiable geniusLf you don't say so yourself No I did say so myself - Van Helsing 00:08
Trust me you'll need this A work of certifiable...
I don't know You can blind your enemiesCharbroil a herd of charging wildebeestUse your imaginationNo I'm gonna use yours That's why you're coming with meHoly hell be damned I am You cursedNot very well but you're a monkYou shouldn't curse at allActually - Van Helsing 00:20
I don't know You can blind your enemiesCharbroil a herd...
No I'm gonna use yours That's why you're coming with meHoly hell be damned I am You cursedNot very well but you're a monkYou shouldn't curse at allActually I'm still just a friar I can curse all I want - Van Helsing 00:14
No I'm gonna use yours That's why you're...
The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me aliveFor as long as possible But I'm not a field manI don't want to go to Transylvania - Van Helsing 00:13
The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me aliveFor as long as...
Come on. - Van Helsing 00:07
Come on.
- No, Anna, it will kill you! - Van Helsing 00:11
- No, Anna, it will kill you!