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Lt. Dirk Arnold:
Well, look what we have here! Lt. Dirk Arnold:
I haven't seen this many turds since I won that campus hot dog eating contest. [Dirk and Benedict laugh] Corporal Benedict:
Yeah, I haven't seen this many pansies since I was picking flowers yesterday. [Benedict laughs, but Dirk gives him a strange look] Corporal Benedict:
[whispers]
Don't you remember I was making that arrangement?
Well, look what we have here! Lt. Dirk Arnold:
I haven't seen this many turds since I won that campus hot dog eating contest. [Dirk and Benedict laugh] Corporal Benedict:
Yeah, I haven't seen this many pansies since I was picking flowers yesterday. [Benedict laughs, but Dirk gives him a strange look] Corporal Benedict:
[whispers]
Don't you remember I was making that arrangement?
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What l had the munchies Well look what we have here
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l haven't seen this many turds
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since l won that campus hot dog eating contest
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Yeah l haven't seen this many pansies since l was picking flowers yesterday
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Remember l was making that arrangement and the
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Movie Summary
Van Wilder starts his freshman year at Coolidge College and embarks on an adventure to land the campus hottie and liberate his school from sexual oppression and party dysfunction.

