Standing here today, I cannot help but wish I could stay in high school forever. I mean,...
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Van Wilder: Standing here today, I cannot help but wish I could stay in high school forever. I mean, there are so many warm mammories... Memories I have of this place.
[Van Wilder is receiving a blow job on stage from the Valedictorian]
Van Wilder: But, you see, change, like life, has a way of sneaking up on us. When we least expect it, yeah. Sure, the timing may seem very, very bad, but yet it feels good, so good, to be graduating with some of the sharpest minds and swiftly darting tongues that this school has to offer. Listen to me ramble. I am really giving you a mouthful. But before I'm finished, it is my extreme pleasure to recognize someone who has aced her oral exams, who has always been head of the class, graduating summa cum laude. Our very own valedictorian
[Van Wilder is receiving a blow job on stage from the Valedictorian]
Van Wilder: But, you see, change, like life, has a way of sneaking up on us. When we least expect it, yeah. Sure, the timing may seem very, very bad, but yet it feels good, so good, to be graduating with some of the sharpest minds and swiftly darting tongues that this school has to offer. Listen to me ramble. I am really giving you a mouthful. But before I'm finished, it is my extreme pleasure to recognize someone who has aced her oral exams, who has always been head of the class, graduating summa cum laude. Our very own valedictorian
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Standing here today l cannot help but wish l could stay
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in high school forever
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l mean there are so many warm mammories
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Memories l have of this place
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But you see change like life
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has a way of sneaking up on us
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When we least expect it yeah
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Sure the timing may seem very very bad
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but yet it feels good so good
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to be graduating with some of the sharpest minds
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and swiftly darting tongues that this school has to offer
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Listen to me ramble l am really giving you a mouthful
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But before l'm finished it is my extreme pleasure
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to recognize someone who has aced her oral exams
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who has always been head of the class
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graduating summa cum
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laude Our very own valedictorian
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Movie Summary
Van Wilder starts his freshman year at Coolidge College and embarks on an adventure to land the campus hottie and liberate his school from sexual oppression and party dysfunction.
