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You could use this. Where's the guy who works here? Hey, anybody in here? Hello? [CLERK] We're closed for
renovations. The fuck? What? I'm an elf, it's the
holidays, get it? Why is your costume blue? To match my testicles.
Now can you please leave? That's not very Christmas-like. I'm Jewish. I was going to say. Can we just pay for
something real quick? Look, you guys are breaking
my elfin balls here, okay? I'm trying to watch
Christmas Crock Pot. They're about to plate. We'll be quick, okay?
Don't worry about it. Yeah, I thought I'd
be quick too, but my neighbour decided to
change their wifi password! I know you can hear me, Trudy! Now I'm suffering from
the buffering. A real tragedy, my friend. Make it quick. Nothing deadly
renovations. The fuck? What? I'm an elf, it's the
holidays, get it? Why is your costume blue? To match my testicles.
Now can you please leave? That's not very Christmas-like. I'm Jewish. I was going to say. Can we just pay for
something real quick? Look, you guys are breaking
my elfin balls here, okay? I'm trying to watch
Christmas Crock Pot. They're about to plate. We'll be quick, okay?
Don't worry about it. Yeah, I thought I'd
be quick too, but my neighbour decided to
change their wifi password! I know you can hear me, Trudy! Now I'm suffering from
the buffering. A real tragedy, my friend. Make it quick. Nothing deadly
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You could use this.
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Where's the guy who works here?
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Hey, anybody in here?
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Hello?
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[CLERK] We're closed for
renovations.
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The fuck?
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What?
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I'm an elf, it's the
holidays, get it?
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Why is your costume blue?
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To match my testicles.
Now can you please leave?
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That's not very Christmas-like.
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I'm Jewish.
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I was going to say.
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Can we just pay for
something real quick?
00:00:24.999 --> 00:00:25.887
Look, you guys are breaking
my elfin balls here, okay?
00:00:25.922 --> 00:00:27.233
I'm trying to watch
Christmas Crock Pot.
00:00:27.268 --> 00:00:28.234
They're about to plate.
00:00:28.269 --> 00:00:29.339
We'll be quick, okay?
Don't worry about it.
00:00:29.373 --> 00:00:31.001
Yeah, I thought I'd
be quick too,
00:00:31.099 --> 00:00:33.895
but my neighbour decided to
change their wifi password!
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I know you can hear me, Trudy!
00:00:35.448 --> 00:00:38.999
Now I'm suffering from
the buffering.
00:00:38.003 --> 00:00:39.936
A real tragedy, my friend.
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Make it quick.
00:00:41.316 --> 00:00:42.386
Nothing deadly.
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Movie Summary
Four stoner idiots, self proclaimed "The Vandits," have a bright idea to knock over a senior citizens bingo hall on Christmas Eve.