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"Varsity Blues" quotes

Varsity Blues poster
A back-up quarterback is chosen to lead a Texas football team to victory after the star quarterback is injured.

Director: Brian Robbins
Writer: W. Peter Iliff
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $52,894,169
Released: 15 Jan 1999
Awards: 2 wins & 5 nominations

33 video clips

Jonathon "mox' MoxonCharlie TweederMoxBilly BobMiss DavisStudentCoach Bud KilmerCoach KilmerTweederLance HarborMo MoxonWendellSam MoxonDarcy
Now we go out there and we half ass it because we're scared - Varsity Blues 00:28 Now we go out there and we half ass it because we're... Would you listen to me all right Bitches are all just panty droppers - Varsity Blues 00:46 Would you listen to me all right Bitches are all just panty... Playing football at West Canaan - Varsity Blues 00:09 Playing football at West Canaan Is that a fact And you think he's first string - Varsity Blues 00:06 Is that a fact And you think he's first string Before this game started Kilmer said - Varsity Blues 00:30 Before this game started Kilmer said She broke my heart so I broke herjaw - Varsity Blues 00:06 She broke my heart so I broke herjaw Because today we are going to begin our study of - Varsity Blues 00:39 Because today we are going to begin our study of I tell you these players nowadays they just running around lawless - Varsity Blues 00:22 I tell you these players nowadays they just running around... You are the damn dumbest smart kid I know - Varsity Blues 00:05 You are the damn dumbest smart kid I know Ladies Shut up and hold onto your nipples - Varsity Blues 00:06 Ladies Shut up and hold onto your nipples You know what it's called Hell yeah Tweeter - Varsity Blues 00:06 You know what it's called Hell yeah Tweeter A 10 A fucking 10 Gentlemen - Varsity Blues 00:05 A 10 A fucking 10 Gentlemen Four more games Yup Hang in there man - Varsity Blues 00:12 Four more games Yup Hang in there man My people Kyle did you start a cult - Varsity Blues 00:08 My people Kyle did you start a cult You show me the kind of smarts makes me wonder if you know - Varsity Blues 00:07 You show me the kind of smarts makes me wonder if you know The hard work of so many is sacrificed - Varsity Blues 00:10 The hard work of so many is sacrificed It's a strip club man I'm here to work - Varsity Blues 00:05 It's a strip club man I'm here to work Give him the shot You give him that shot - Varsity Blues 00:15 Give him the shot You give him that shot What the hell kind of offense is that - Varsity Blues 00:07 What the hell kind of offense is that Why not It's a trip - Varsity Blues 00:49 Why not It's a trip Wendell don't do this Hey Coach I heard a pop - Varsity Blues 00:55 Wendell don't do this Hey Coach I heard a pop Now I want everybody together to go ahead and say - Varsity Blues 00:12 Now I want everybody together to go ahead and say Never show weakness Never show weakness - Varsity Blues 00:08 Never show weakness Never show weakness Jonathan Moxon you are under arrest - Varsity Blues 00:11 Jonathan Moxon you are under arrest Really Miss Davis - Varsity Blues 00:09 Really Miss Davis I raised you to be a winner So damn it boy win - Varsity Blues 00:05 I raised you to be a winner So damn it boy win Then say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts - Varsity Blues 00:16 Then say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in... Baby I just got so excited thinking about next year - Varsity Blues 00:17 Baby I just got so excited thinking about next year I'm gonna go to jail - Varsity Blues 00:04 I'm gonna go to jail Your daddy was a no talent pussy but at least he listened - Varsity Blues 00:06 Your daddy was a no talent pussy but at least he listened Cry me a river you fat fucking baby You disgust me - Varsity Blues 00:06 Cry me a river you fat fucking baby You disgust me But we can't be afraid to lose There's no room for fear in this game - Varsity Blues 00:06 But we can't be afraid to lose There's no room for... You disobey me and I will bury you I know about your scholarship to Brown - Varsity Blues 00:15 You disobey me and I will bury you I know about your...

Cast

Mox - James Van Der Beek
Coach Kilmer - Jon Voight
Lance Harbor - Paul Walker
Billy Bob - Ron Lester
Tweeter - Scott Caan
Joe Harbor - Richard Lineback
Collette Harbor - Tiffany C. Love
Julie Harbor - Amy Smart
Wendell - Eliel Swinton
Sam Moxon - Thomas F. Duffy
Mo Moxon - Jill Parker-Jones
Kyle Moxon - Joe Pichler
Chet McNurty - Mark Walters
Sheriff Bigelow - Brady Coleman
Murray - James N. Harrell
Darcy - Ali Larter
Miss Davis - Tonie Perensky
Tommy Harbor - Jesse Plemons
Cashier - Sam Pleasant
Coach Bates - Timothy F. Crowley
Young Deputy #1 - Joe Stevens
Young Deputy #2 - Don Cass
Brett - James Michael O'Brien
Referee - Mark Robert Ellis
Middle Aged Fan - Robert Lott
Bronco Coach - Barry Switzer
Old Miss Logan - Mona Lee Fultz
Wilkes - Kevin Reid
Elliot - Eric Jungmann
Teen Babe #1 - Laura Olson
Teen Babe #2 - Ryan Allen
Cute Naked Girl - Bristi Havins
Bald Guy - Jon Hyrns
Young Father - Rome Azzaro
Dr. Benton - Marco Perella
Doctor - Doyle Carter
Clerk - Tony Frank
Minnie - Sue Rock
Reporter - Olin Buchanan
Coyote Player - David Williams Jr.
Smiling Man - John Gatins
Fan in Crowd - Kelly Atwood
Cheerleader - Stacy Bellew
Stadium Fan - Stephanie Kay Carter
Football Fan - Al Castellanos
Fan - Sean Corrigan
School Teacher - Reese Davis
Football Player - Brian Decaro
Football Fan - Ryan Donowho
Bronco Player - James Douglas
Coyote Player - Cody Easterbrook
Student - Michelle Fairbanks
Cheerleader - Amanda K. Fox
Coyote Cheerleader - Johanna Goldsmith
Football Fan - Kirk Allen Hill
Cheerleader - Jessica Holcomb
Student - Despina Karintis
Football Fan - Cher Kaufmann
Football Fan - Mark Kaufmann
Football fan - R.C. Keene
Football Fan - Gordon Kelly
Deputy at Game - Christopher Meister
Student - Dona Marie Mesler
Football Player - Clark Moore
Cheerleader - Rana Morrison
Water Boy - Trevor Doyle Nelson
Student in Classroom - Matthew Nicklaw
Cooper - Glenn Ortman
Football Player - Romano Reyes
Cheerleader - Mylinda Royer
Ellwood Football Player - Brad Schreiber
Coyotes Fan - David Sharp
Football Fan - Bobby Shue
Steve Granger - Damian Tamburro
Football Player - Danny Trevino
Football Player - Jared B. Wells
Trainer - Andie Ximenes
Strip Club Patron - Heath Young