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"Vegas Vacation" quotes

Vegas Vacation poster
In the fourth outing for the vacation franchise, the Griswolds have to survive Vegas fever when they go to Las Vegas for a fun family vacation.

Director: Stephen Kessler
Writer: Elisa Bell, Bob Ducsay
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 20/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $36,400,360
Released: 14 Feb 1997
Awards: 1 nomination

45 video clips

Hoover Dam GuideCousin EddieClark GriswoldMartyAudrey GriswoldMirage Reception PersonCousin CatherineCousin VickiEllen GriswoldGirl In Hot TubWayne NewtonPit BossAkiWoman In Ferrari
Welcome everyone - Vegas Vacation 00:24 Welcome everyone And you guys are growing up so fast I hardly recognize you anymore - Vegas Vacation 00:09 And you guys are growing up so fast I hardly recognize you... Come on you think this sign's here to hold down the table - Vegas Vacation 00:18 Come on you think this sign's here to hold down the... You don't know when to quit - Vegas Vacation 00:25 You don't know when to quit Has anyone ever told you before - Vegas Vacation 00:20 Has anyone ever told you before Where the hell is the damn dam tour - Vegas Vacation 00:04 Where the hell is the damn dam tour In a minute Russ - Vegas Vacation 01:03 In a minute Russ I've gambled away more money than you'll ever understand - Vegas Vacation 00:28 I've gambled away more money than you'll ever... That's it Clark - Vegas Vacation 00:13 That's it Clark Yuban coffee You can sprinkle that stuff on anything - Vegas Vacation 00:15 Yuban coffee You can sprinkle that stuff on anything Never seen such a beating since someone stuck a banana in my pants - Vegas Vacation 00:11 Never seen such a beating since someone stuck a banana in my... Holy crap Wayne Newton's hitting on Mom - Vegas Vacation 00:10 Holy crap Wayne Newton's hitting on Mom What do you think you're doing - Vegas Vacation 00:15 What do you think you're doing So I says to him I said Get your own monkey - Vegas Vacation 00:07 So I says to him I said Get your own monkey Yeah Twenty - Vegas Vacation 00:14 Yeah Twenty Welcome Your credit card - Vegas Vacation 00:55 Welcome Your credit card I don't care if you ruined my life I love you - Vegas Vacation 00:11 I don't care if you ruined my life I love you I love electricity Eddie says we'll get some soon - Vegas Vacation 00:06 I love electricity Eddie says we'll get some soon Big bet for a big man - Vegas Vacation 00:12 Big bet for a big man The boys aren't much to talk to but if you need a night away from your cat - Vegas Vacation 00:18 The boys aren't much to talk to but if you need a night... Bet with the player - Vegas Vacation 00:08 Bet with the player Oh my Lord Rusty - Vegas Vacation 00:20 Oh my Lord Rusty Is there legalized prostitution - Vegas Vacation 00:07 Is there legalized prostitution Very special lady - Vegas Vacation 00:10 Very special lady Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed - Vegas Vacation 00:08 Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me... I've always been a moral man - Vegas Vacation 00:13 I've always been a moral man Come on Clark - Vegas Vacation 00:13 Come on Clark Every time I belch the plate shifts and my legs give out - Vegas Vacation 00:14 Every time I belch the plate shifts and my legs give out Oh my God - Vegas Vacation 00:33 Oh my God I need to go someplace where a man can think - Vegas Vacation 00:25 I need to go someplace where a man can think I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of gambling - Vegas Vacation 00:10 I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of... No more bets - Vegas Vacation 00:07 No more bets You want to dance up here - Vegas Vacation 00:19 You want to dance up here Did you come to Las Vegas to be a showgirl - Vegas Vacation 00:14 Did you come to Las Vegas to be a showgirl Have you seen him - Vegas Vacation 00:18 Have you seen him I think we know who sent the dress - Vegas Vacation 00:12 I think we know who sent the dress What are you doing up there - Vegas Vacation 00:22 What are you doing up there Where is the damn dam tour - Vegas Vacation 00:04 Where is the damn dam tour Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin - Vegas Vacation 00:06 Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin My chicken's dry as hell - Vegas Vacation 00:15 My chicken's dry as hell Nice place for a pearl necklace - Vegas Vacation 00:05 Nice place for a pearl necklace Oh man it is a blazer out there - Vegas Vacation 00:11 Oh man it is a blazer out there I've lost 300 in 15 minutes - Vegas Vacation 00:06 I've lost 300 in 15 minutes Now aren't you a little slice of pie - Vegas Vacation 00:04 Now aren't you a little slice of pie Renewing your wedding vows - Vegas Vacation 00:34 Renewing your wedding vows

Cast

Clark Griswold - Chevy Chase
Ellen Griswold - Beverly D'Angelo
Cousin Eddie - Randy Quaid
Rusty Griswold - Ethan Embry
Audrey Griswold - Marisol Nichols
All Cast