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VFW

Buddy of mine told me, "If you wear your uniformon the plane, they'll bump you upto first...

VFW • 2019
Buddy of mine told me, "If you wear your uniform
on the plane, they'll bump you up
to first class." Didn't happen

Full Transcript

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Buddy of mine told me,
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"If you wear your uniform on the plane,
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they'll bump you up to first class."
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Didn't happen.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:43
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
action, crime, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A group of old war veterans put their lives on the line to defend a young woman taking shelter in their local VFW post, who's running from a deranged drug dealer and his relentless army of drug-addled punks.
Yeah. You must have been taking the scenic route. - VFW 00:04
Yeah. You must have been taking the scenic route.
I don't even know you, - VFW 00:05
I don't even know you,
I knocked this motherfucker out ice cold on the ground, - VFW 00:12
I knocked this motherfucker out ice cold on the ground,
I'm... I-I'm 19 years old. I'm shitting myself. - VFW 00:04
I'm... I-I'm 19 years old. I'm shitting mysel...
"Oh, fuck, I am court-martialed. I am so dead." - VFW 00:07
"Oh, fuck, I am court-martialed. I am so dead."
"...Soldier... you like American poontang?" - VFW 00:08
"...Soldier... you like American poontang?"
But no, he's got tickets in his pocket - VFW 00:11
But no, he's got tickets in his pocket
Freddy says he's taking so much high heat from the Viet Cong - VFW 00:09
Freddy says he's taking so much high heat from the Viet...
He makes a couple of phone calls, - VFW 00:06
He makes a couple of phone calls,
And me and Lou over here and Fred, - VFW 00:10
And me and Lou over here and Fred,
And then one day, we say, "Fuck it," - VFW 00:08
And then one day, we say, "Fuck it,"
But that was... - VFW 00:04
But that was...
And that was enough for me, - VFW 00:06
And that was enough for me,
And one of them followed in Mama's career path, - VFW 00:11
And one of them followed in Mama's career path,
Do you like American poontang? - VFW 00:04
Do you like American poontang?
'Cause Miss 1963 had a kid that's name is Crystal now, - VFW 00:12
'Cause Miss 1963 had a kid that's name is Crystal ...
We're all going, - VFW 00:07
We're all going,
And you, my young friend, - VFW 00:07
And you, my young friend,
We leave at 2300 hours or whenever I finish urinating, - VFW 00:06
We leave at 2300 hours or whenever I finish urinating,
What gives her the right to cut off her pussy hairs? - VFW 00:04
What gives her the right to cut off her pussy hairs?