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I'm... I-I'm 19 years old.I'm shitting myself

VFW • 2019
I'm... I-I'm 19 years old.
I'm shitting myself

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I'm... I-I'm 19 years old. I'm shitting myself.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:38
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
action, crime, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A group of old war veterans put their lives on the line to defend a young woman taking shelter in their local VFW post, who's running from a deranged drug dealer and his relentless army of drug-addled punks.
"Oh, fuck, I am court-martialed. I am so dead." - VFW 00:07
"Oh, fuck, I am court-martialed. I am so dead."
"...Soldier... you like American poontang?" - VFW 00:08
"...Soldier... you like American poontang?"
But no, he's got tickets in his pocket - VFW 00:11
But no, he's got tickets in his pocket
Freddy says he's taking so much high heat from the Viet Cong - VFW 00:09
Freddy says he's taking so much high heat from the Viet...
He makes a couple of phone calls, - VFW 00:06
He makes a couple of phone calls,
And me and Lou over here and Fred, - VFW 00:10
And me and Lou over here and Fred,
And then one day, we say, "Fuck it," - VFW 00:08
And then one day, we say, "Fuck it,"
But that was... - VFW 00:04
But that was...
And that was enough for me, - VFW 00:06
And that was enough for me,
And one of them followed in Mama's career path, - VFW 00:11
And one of them followed in Mama's career path,
Do you like American poontang? - VFW 00:04
Do you like American poontang?
'Cause Miss 1963 had a kid that's name is Crystal now, - VFW 00:12
'Cause Miss 1963 had a kid that's name is Crystal ...
We're all going, - VFW 00:07
We're all going,
And you, my young friend, - VFW 00:07
And you, my young friend,
We leave at 2300 hours or whenever I finish urinating, - VFW 00:06
We leave at 2300 hours or whenever I finish urinating,
What gives her the right to cut off her pussy hairs? - VFW 00:04
What gives her the right to cut off her pussy hairs?
I don't understand how they get it so smooth, - VFW 00:07
I don't understand how they get it so smooth,
Moonraker, blasting cunt hairs from outer space. - VFW 00:05
Moonraker, blasting cunt hairs from outer space.
Back in the day, - VFW 00:06
Back in the day,
We got a major problem here. They're out of control. - VFW 00:05
We got a major problem here. They're out of control.