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When a group of misfits are hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house and acquire a rare VHS tape, they discover more found footage than they bargained for.

Director: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, David Bruckner, Tyler Gillett
Writer: Brad Miska, Simon Barrett, David Bruckner
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $100,345
Released: 06 Sep 2012
Awards: 5 nominations
Believe it or not - V/H/S 00:37 Believe it or not Oh perfect fit - V/H/S 00:35 Oh perfect fit Back up Back up back up Turn around turn around - V/H/S 00:36 Back up Back up back up Turn around turn around No I mean - V/H/S 00:37 No I mean Clint I I have no idea what you're saying - V/H/S 00:36 Clint I I have no idea what you're saying I need you to leave sir - V/H/S 00:47 I need you to leave sir Will you come out here and tell me what happened - V/H/S 01:11 Will you come out here and tell me what happened Oh man he smells - V/H/S 00:33 Oh man he smells Are you guys doing drugs right now Seriously - V/H/S 00:46 Are you guys doing drugs right now Seriously I have my own money I don't need to take your money - V/H/S 01:01 I have my own money I don't need to take your money Because when you told me about this trip - V/H/S 00:46 Because when you told me about this trip Whoa whoa look at that Look this - V/H/S 00:22 Whoa whoa look at that Look this Wendy what the fuck were you saying before - V/H/S 01:03 Wendy what the fuck were you saying before You were serious earlier weren't you - V/H/S 00:55 You were serious earlier weren't you What are you Wait I have a question - V/H/S 00:26 What are you Wait I have a question How was how was work - V/H/S 01:07 How was how was work So you think you saw - V/H/S 00:58 So you think you saw Hello Hey Hey Hey - V/H/S 00:53 Hello Hey Hey Hey What's that What are you doing - V/H/S 01:09 What's that What are you doing Emily Are you there Yeah Yeah yeah - V/H/S 01:05 Emily Are you there Yeah Yeah yeah Listen you're gonna be okay - V/H/S 00:55 Listen you're gonna be okay Roommate Hey dude your dumb friends are here - V/H/S 00:31 Roommate Hey dude your dumb friends are here Yeah Ha ha ha - V/H/S 01:00 Yeah Ha ha ha Of the men with the sword - V/H/S 00:59 Of the men with the sword Unlock the doors Chad - V/H/S 00:11 Unlock the doors Chad Can you not put that so close to my face - V/H/S 00:23 Can you not put that so close to my face A new turn of events will soon come about - V/H/S 00:57 A new turn of events will soon come about Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh - V/H/S 00:04 Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Aah! Aaaahhhh! - V/H/S 00:05 Aah! Aaaahhhh! Are you alive? - V/H/S 00:07 Are you alive? Back up. Back up, back up.
Turn around, turn around. - V/H/S 00:09 Back up. Back up, back up. Turn around, turn around. Because when you told me about this trip - V/H/S 00:46 Because when you told me about this trip Can you not put that so close to my face - V/H/S 00:23 Can you not put that so close to my face Did you erase it? - V/H/S 00:09 Did you erase it? Dude...
Couldn't find it. - V/H/S 00:13 Dude... Couldn't find it. Emily Are you there Yeah Yeah yeah - V/H/S 02:15 Emily Are you there Yeah Yeah yeah Found it! - V/H/S 00:08 Found it! Fuck! Dude! - V/H/S 00:19 Fuck! Dude! - Fuck.
- He's dead, man. - V/H/S 00:20 - Fuck. - He's dead, man. Fuck! - V/H/S 00:11 Fuck! Fuck, what?! - V/H/S 00:10 Fuck, what?! Get off me! - V/H/S 00:07 Get off me! Go! Go! Go! - V/H/S 00:05 Go! Go! Go! Guys? - V/H/S 00:28 Guys? Happy Halloween - V/H/S 00:04 Happy Halloween Hello? - V/H/S 00:06 Hello? Hello? - V/H/S 00:08 Hello? Here, gimme a beer. - V/H/S 00:22 Here, gimme a beer. Hey, dude, your dumb friends are here. - V/H/S 00:31 Hey, dude, your dumb friends are here. Hey. Hey, come here. - V/H/S 00:06 Hey. Hey, come here. Hey, rock, hey, can you hold
my camera for a second? - V/H/S 00:10 Hey, rock, hey, can you hold my camera for a second? Hey. - V/H/S 00:08 Hey. How far can you go? - V/H/S 00:14 How far can you go? I beat you, one on one, asshole. - V/H/S 00:06 I beat you, one on one, asshole. I like you - V/H/S 00:47 I like you If you're watching this... - V/H/S 00:07 If you're watching this... I'm not getting in that fucking lake - V/H/S 01:07 I'm not getting in that fucking lake It must suck to be
woken up all the time. - V/H/S 00:14 It must suck to be woken up all the time. It's just a lady... - V/H/S 00:23 It's just a lady... It's not filming.
I mean... yeah... - V/H/S 00:07 It's not filming. I mean... yeah... Jesus. Fuck. - V/H/S 00:12 Jesus. Fuck. ...last year's party, rented
this castle in the desert. - V/H/S 00:11 ...last year's party, rented this castle in the desert. Listen you're gonna be okay - V/H/S 00:55 Listen you're gonna be okay No like? - V/H/S 00:08 No like? Oh, fuck.
You came... Back... For nothing. - V/H/S 00:10 Oh, fuck. You came... Back... For nothing. Oh Um okay - V/H/S 00:31 Oh Um okay Oh. Um... okay. - V/H/S 00:31 Oh. Um... okay. Ohh, you're so-- oh,
God, you're so sexy! - V/H/S 00:32 Ohh, you're so-- oh, God, you're so sexy! Okay, this crate. - V/H/S 00:12 Okay, this crate. Please! Please! - V/H/S 00:21 Please! Please! Really - V/H/S 00:55 Really She's gone. - V/H/S 00:17 She's gone. Shhh! - V/H/S 00:05 Shhh! Shit, man, shut the fuck up. - V/H/S 00:17 Shit, man, shut the fuck up. Show her tits! - V/H/S 00:21 Show her tits! So you think you saw - V/H/S 02:23 So you think you saw Unlock the doors, Chad. - V/H/S 00:19 Unlock the doors, Chad. Wait, hold on, Shane. - V/H/S 00:08 Wait, hold on, Shane. - We can't leave.
- No, wait. What? - V/H/S 00:14 - We can't leave. - No, wait. What? Well, looks like we've
found all this guy's shit. - V/H/S 00:12 Well, looks like we've found all this guy's shit. Well... That's boring,
with your sweatshirt on. - V/H/S 00:17 Well... That's boring, with your sweatshirt on. Wendy what the fuck were you saying before - V/H/S 01:52 Wendy what the fuck were you saying before What are you Wait I have a question - V/H/S 00:39 What are you Wait I have a question What man Dude - V/H/S 00:44 What man Dude What's that What are you doing - V/H/S 01:09 What's that What are you doing Where the fuck is this tape? - V/H/S 00:08 Where the fuck is this tape? Which one is it? - V/H/S 00:22 Which one is it? Whoa whoa look at that Look this - V/H/S 00:24 Whoa whoa look at that Look this Why can't I film you? - V/H/S 00:16 Why can't I film you?

Cast

Gary (segment "Tape 56") - Calvin Reeder
Zak (segment "Tape 56") - Lane Hughes
Rox (segment "Tape 56") - Kentucker Audley
Brad (segment "Tape 56") - Adam Wingard
Old Man (segment "Tape 56") - Frank Stack