"V/H/S" quotes
When a group of misfits are hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house and acquire a rare VHS tape, they discover more found footage than they bargained for.
Director: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, David Bruckner, Tyler Gillett
Writer: Brad Miska, Simon Barrett, David Bruckner
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $100,345
Released: 06 Sep 2012
Awards: 5 nominations
94 video clips
00:37 Believe it or not
00:35 Oh perfect fit
00:36 Back up Back up back up Turn around turn around
00:37 No I mean
00:36 Clint I I have no idea what you're saying
00:47 I need you to leave sir
01:11 Will you come out here and tell me what happened
00:33 Oh man he smells
00:46 Are you guys doing drugs right now Seriously
01:01 I have my own money I don't need to take your money
00:46 Because when you told me about this trip
00:22 Whoa whoa look at that Look this
01:03 Wendy what the fuck were you saying before
00:55 You were serious earlier weren't you
00:26 What are you Wait I have a question
01:07 How was how was work
00:58 So you think you saw
00:53 Hello Hey Hey Hey
01:09 What's that What are you doing
01:05 Emily Are you there Yeah Yeah yeah
00:55 Listen you're gonna be okay
00:31 Roommate Hey dude your dumb friends are here
01:00 Yeah Ha ha ha
00:59 Of the men with the sword
00:11 Unlock the doors Chad
00:23 Can you not put that so close to my face
00:57 A new turn of events will soon come about
00:04 Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
00:05 Aah! Aaaahhhh!
00:07 Are you alive?
00:09 Back up. Back up, back up.
Turn around, turn around.
00:46 Because when you told me about this trip
00:23 Can you not put that so close to my face
00:09 Did you erase it?
00:13 Dude...
Couldn't find it.
02:15 Emily Are you there Yeah Yeah yeah
00:08 Found it!
00:19 Fuck! Dude!
00:20 - Fuck.
- He's dead, man.
00:11 Fuck!
00:10 Fuck, what?!
00:07 Get off me!
00:05 Go! Go! Go!
00:28 Guys?
00:04 Happy Halloween
00:06 Hello?
00:08 Hello?
00:22 Here, gimme a beer.
00:31 Hey, dude, your dumb friends are here.
00:06 Hey. Hey, come here.
00:10 Hey, rock, hey, can you hold
my camera for a second?
00:08 Hey.
00:14 How far can you go?
00:06 I beat you, one on one, asshole.
00:47 I like you
00:07 If you're watching this...
01:07 I'm not getting in that fucking lake
00:14 It must suck to be
woken up all the time.
00:23 It's just a lady...
00:07 It's not filming.
I mean... yeah...
00:12 Jesus. Fuck.
00:11 ...last year's party, rented
this castle in the desert.
00:55 Listen you're gonna be okay
00:08 No like?
00:10 Oh, fuck.
You came... Back... For nothing.
00:31 Oh Um okay
00:31 Oh. Um... okay.
00:32 Ohh, you're so-- oh,
God, you're so sexy!
00:12 Okay, this crate.
00:21 Please! Please!
00:55 Really
00:17 She's gone.
00:05 Shhh!
00:17 Shit, man, shut the fuck up.
00:21 Show her tits!
02:23 So you think you saw
00:19 Unlock the doors, Chad.
00:08 Wait, hold on, Shane.
00:14 - We can't leave.
- No, wait. What?
00:12 Well, looks like we've
found all this guy's shit.
00:17 Well... That's boring,
with your sweatshirt on.
01:52 Wendy what the fuck were you saying before
00:39 What are you Wait I have a question
00:44 What man Dude
01:09 What's that What are you doing
00:08 Where the fuck is this tape?
00:22 Which one is it?
00:24 Whoa whoa look at that Look this
00:16 Why can't I film you?
Cast
Gary (segment "Tape 56") - Calvin Reeder
Zak (segment "Tape 56") - Lane Hughes
Rox (segment "Tape 56") - Kentucker Audley
Brad (segment "Tape 56") - Adam Wingard
Old Man (segment "Tape 56") - Frank Stack