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Go to a bigIvy League school, and I can't run a companyor be mayor

Vice • 2018
go to a big
Ivy League school, and I can't run a company
or be mayor

Full Transcript

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go to a big Ivy League school,
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and I can't run a company or be mayor.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
130
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:38
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the CEO of Halliburton Co., to be his Republican running mate in the 2000 presidential election. No stranger to politics, Cheney's impressive résumé includes stints as White House chief of staff, House Minority Whip and Defense Secretary. When Bush wins by a narrow margin, Cheney begins to use his newfound power to help reshape the country and the world.
And right now you are a big, fat, piss-soaked zero. - Vice 00:07
And right now you are a big, fat, piss-soaked zero.
I've... I've seen my mom waitin' up all night for my father to get home. - Vice 00:16
I've... I've seen my mom waitin' up all night...
And I've seen my father drunk in this house - Vice 00:09
And I've seen my father drunk in this house
I'm not. - Vice 00:10
I'm not.
Can you change, or am I wasting my goddamn time? - Vice 00:04
Can you change, or am I wasting my goddamn time?
You were chosen because of your hard work, your diligence, and dedication. - Vice 00:13
You were chosen because of your hard work, your diligence,...
You were chosen because of your hard work, - Vice 00:06
You were chosen because of your hard work,
Stated simply, you are America's best and brightest. - Vice 00:06
Stated simply, you are America's best and brightest.
So let's go forward and learn and be of service. - Vice 00:25
So let's go forward and learn and be of service.
So let's go forward and learn and be of service. - Vice 00:05
So let's go forward and learn and be of service.
God bless you all - Vice 00:07
God bless you all
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And now, I'd like to introduce some... a young man from...
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Representative Donald Rumsfeld.
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Did Bob tell you that this internship is a great honor?
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Rumsfeld, on the other hand, used his...
...like a master of the butterfly knife. - Vice 00:12
...like a master of the butterfly knife.
An opportunity to work - Vice 00:09
An opportunity to work
And if that doesn't give you a hard-on, - Vice 00:04
And if that doesn't give you a hard-on,
Sorry to the few ladies in the room. - Vice 00:05
Sorry to the few ladies in the room.