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Hey, I'm Alan

Hey, I'm Alan. You're the other guy from the University - of Wisconsin, right?- Right. Uh,...

Vice • 2018

Hey, I'm Alan. You're the other guy from the University - of Wisconsin, right?- Right. Uh, so one of us is supposed to start with a Democratand the other a Republican. Do you careif I go with the Dem? 'Cause I did a lot of workwith the DNC on campus, so... Um, what party is,uh, the guy we just heard? Well, there are three peniseswalking down the street. Yeah, you,and who are the other two? Rumsfeld is a Republican. Perfect. 'Cause, uh... that's what I am

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Hey I'm Alan

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You're the other guy from the University

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of Wisconsin right Right

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Uh so one of us is supposed to start

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with a Democrat and the other a Republican

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Do you care if I go with the Dem

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'Cause I did a lot of work with the DNC on campus so

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Um what party is uh the guy we just heard

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Well there are three penises walking down the street

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Yeah you and who are the other two

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Rumsfeld is a Republican

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Perfect 'Cause uh

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that's what I am

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مرحب أ أنا آلان

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أنت الرجل الآخر من جامعة ويسكونسن صحيح

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صحيح

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لذا يفترض غععلى أحدنا أن يبدأ مع الحزب الديمقراطي والآخر مع الجمهوري

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هل تهتم إذا ذهبت مع الحزب الديمقراطي

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لأن ي عملت كثير ا مع اللجنة الوطنية الديمقراطية في الجامعة

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في أي حزب

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هذا الرجل الذي سمعناه للتو

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ـ ثلاثة رجال يمشون في الشارع ـ اجل هل تعرف من الرجلين الآخرين

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رامسفيلد من الحزب الجمهوري

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رائع بسبب

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هذا ما أنا عليه

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Salut je suis Alan

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Vous êtes l'autre gars de l'Université

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du Wisconsin c'est ça Oui

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Donc l'un d'entre nous est censé commencer

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par un démocrate et l'autre un républicain

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Ça te va si j'y vais avec les dem

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Parce que j'ai fait beaucoup de travail avec les démocrates sur le campus donc

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De quel parti est Le type qu'on vient d'entendre

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Eh bien il y a trois pénis qui marchent dans la rue

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Oui toi et qui sont les deux autres

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Rumsfeld est un républicain

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Parfait Parce que

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C'est ce que je suis

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Hi ich heiße Alan

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Du bist der andere von der Uni Wisconsin

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Stimmt

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Einer von uns soll zu einem Demokraten der andere zu einem Republikaner

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Kann ich den Demokraten haben

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Ich hab an der Uni viel fürs DNC getan darum

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Welcher Partei gehört der Kerl von eben an

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Drei Penisse gehen auf der Straße

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Wer sind die anderen beiden

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Rumsfeld ist Republikaner

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Perfekt

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Denn das bin ich auch

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Hei namaku Alan

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Kau dari Universitas Wisconsin kan Benar

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Uh jadi salah satu dari kita harus mulai bekerja

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entah untuk anggota Partai Demokrat atau Partai Republik

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Apa kau tak apa apa jika aku memilih Demokrat

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Karena aku kebanyakan bekerja bersama DNC di kampus jadi

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Apa partainya si pria yang baru saja berpidato itu

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Ada tiga penis yang sedang berjalan jalan

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Ya itulah kau dan siapa dua orang lainnya

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Rumsfeld seorang Republikan

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Sempurna Karena uh

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itulah diriku

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やあぼくはアラン

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ウィスコンシン大学からのもう一人は

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きみだねそうだ

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ならぼくらの一人は民主党

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もう一人は共和党だね

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ぼくが民主党でいいかな

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ぼくは大学から民主党全国委員会で働いてたんだ

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えーと今の男はどっちの党かな

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ああ車道をアレが3本歩いてた

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ほうきみとあとの2本は誰だ

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ラムズフェルトは共和党だよ

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わかったじゃあ

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おれは共和党だ

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Привет я Алан Ты второй чувак из Висконсинского университета

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Да

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А а один из нас должен работать с демократом а другой с республиканцем

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Ты не против если я пойду к демократу

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Я много работал с их партией на кампусе

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А из какой партии чувак которого мы только что слышали

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В общем так три пениса идут по улице

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Да один ты а кто остальные

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Рамсфелд это республиканец

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Отлично Так как я тоже

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Hola soy Alan

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Eres el otro tipo de la Universidad de Wisconsin verdad

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Cierto

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Así que se supone que uno de nosotros debe empezar

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con un Demócrata y el otro con un Republicano

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Te importa si me voy con la causa Dem

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Trabajé mucho con el DNC en el campus

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De qué Partido es

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El tipo al que acabamos de oír

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Tres penes caminando por la calle Sí ya sabes quiénes son los otros dos

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Rumsfeld es Republicano

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Perfecto porque

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Es lo que soy

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George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the CEO of Halliburton Co., to be his Republican running mate in the 2000 presidential election. No stranger to politics, Cheney's impressive résumé includes stints as White House chief of staff, House Minority Whip and Defense Secretary. When Bush wins by a narrow margin, Cheney begins to use his newfound power to help reshape the country and the world.