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Vice

I claim to be eating healthy

Vice • 2018
I claim to be eating healthy

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I claim to be eating healthy.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:58
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
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Movie Summary

George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the CEO of Halliburton Co., to be his Republican running mate in the 2000 presidential election. No stranger to politics, Cheney's impressive résumé includes stints as White House chief of staff, House Minority Whip and Defense Secretary. When Bush wins by a narrow margin, Cheney begins to use his newfound power to help reshape the country and the world.
Okay. Go pick him up. - Vice 00:06
Okay. Go pick him up.
Well, Mr. Vice President, - Vice 00:06
Well, Mr. Vice President,
I have never been a quitter. - Vice 00:25
I have never been a quitter.
The fight in the months ahead for my personal vindication... - Vice 00:06
The fight in the months ahead for my personal vindication...
I actually think this could be very, very good news. - Vice 00:06
I actually think this could be very, very good news.
The way I see it, any Republican not touched - Vice 00:07
The way I see it, any Republican not touched
Nice. Well, Ford called me before my plane took off, - Vice 00:06
Nice. Well, Ford called me before my plane took off,
Oh, still driving this chick magnet, huh? - Vice 00:04
Oh, still driving this chick magnet, huh?
Therefore... - Vice 00:14
Therefore...
Well, the plan is to take over the damn place. - Vice 00:05
Well, the plan is to take over the damn place.
They gave me the keys to the damn palaceChief of StaffHoly shitYou salty son of a bitchYou did itAll right we have work to doKissinger is trying to kiss and make up with the SovietsWell let's make sure that shit doesn't happenYeahIf I may I believe I may - Vice 01:45
They gave me the keys to the damn palaceChief of StaffHoly...
They gave me the keys to the damn palace. - Vice 00:05
They gave me the keys to the damn palace.
Kissinger is trying to kiss and make up with the Soviets. - Vice 00:04
Kissinger is trying to kiss and make up with the Soviets.
Well, let's make sure that shit doesn't happen. - Vice 00:05
Well, let's make sure that shit doesn't happen.
If I may, I believe I may have a way - Vice 00:08
If I may, I believe I may have a way
One of Dick Cheney's special superpowers - Vice 00:23
One of Dick Cheney's special superpowers
So, like a puppet show, but much more enjoyable. - Vice 00:06
So, like a puppet show, but much more enjoyable.
Henry Kissinger has been relieved - Vice 00:13
Henry Kissinger has been relieved
Donald Rumsfeld has replaced - Vice 00:08
Donald Rumsfeld has replaced
And Don is the youngest Secretary of Defense ever. - Vice 00:05
And Don is the youngest Secretary of Defense ever.