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One time is "I'm sorry." Two times makes me think thatI've picked the wrong man

Vice • 2018
One time is "I'm sorry." Two times makes me think that
I've picked the wrong man

Full Transcript

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One time is "I'm sorry."
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Two times makes me think that I've picked the wrong man.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
205
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:32
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the CEO of Halliburton Co., to be his Republican running mate in the 2000 presidential election. No stranger to politics, Cheney's impressive résumé includes stints as White House chief of staff, House Minority Whip and Defense Secretary. When Bush wins by a narrow margin, Cheney begins to use his newfound power to help reshape the country and the world.
You already got your ass thrown out of Yale - Vice 00:06
You already got your ass thrown out of Yale
No, we're gonna discuss this right now - Vice 00:06
No, we're gonna discuss this right now
Get out. "Does Dick want some coffee?" - Vice 00:05
Get out. "Does Dick want some coffee?"
Either you stand up straight... - Vice 00:06
Either you stand up straight...
And you have the courage to become someone, - Vice 00:06
And you have the courage to become someone,
I know a dozen guys - Vice 00:04
I know a dozen guys
Go to a big Ivy League school, - Vice 00:06
Go to a big Ivy League school,
And right now you are a big, fat, piss-soaked zero. - Vice 00:07
And right now you are a big, fat, piss-soaked zero.
I've... I've seen my mom waitin' up all night for my father to get home. - Vice 00:16
I've... I've seen my mom waitin' up all night...
And I've seen my father drunk in this house - Vice 00:09
And I've seen my father drunk in this house
I'm not. - Vice 00:10
I'm not.
Can you change, or am I wasting my goddamn time? - Vice 00:04
Can you change, or am I wasting my goddamn time?
You were chosen because of your hard work, your diligence, and dedication. - Vice 00:13
You were chosen because of your hard work, your diligence,...
You were chosen because of your hard work, - Vice 00:06
You were chosen because of your hard work,
Stated simply, you are America's best and brightest. - Vice 00:06
Stated simply, you are America's best and brightest.
So let's go forward and learn and be of service. - Vice 00:25
So let's go forward and learn and be of service.
So let's go forward and learn and be of service. - Vice 00:05
So let's go forward and learn and be of service.
God bless you all - Vice 00:07
God bless you all
And now, I'd like to introduce some... a young man from Illinois - Vice 00:09
And now, I'd like to introduce some... a young man from...
Representative Donald Rumsfeld. - Vice 00:05
Representative Donald Rumsfeld.