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Vice

That's not a...That's a terrible joke

Vice • 2018
That's not a...
That's a terrible joke

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That's not a... That's a terrible joke.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:39:54
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the CEO of Halliburton Co., to be his Republican running mate in the 2000 presidential election. No stranger to politics, Cheney's impressive résumé includes stints as White House chief of staff, House Minority Whip and Defense Secretary. When Bush wins by a narrow margin, Cheney begins to use his newfound power to help reshape the country and the world.
- Cheers, honey. - Cheers. Oh, my gosh. - Vice 00:04
- Cheers, honey. - Cheers. Oh, my gosh.
We're not revisiting - Vice 00:05
We're not revisiting
Again, another, disintegrating... - Vice 00:05
Again, another, disintegrating...
Is the prompter visible for you? - Vice 00:58
Is the prompter visible for you?
Yeah, yeah. Bring it a little closer. Yeah. - Vice 00:05
Yeah, yeah. Bring it a little closer. Yeah.
And we are five, four, three... - Vice 00:04
And we are five, four, three...
My fellow citizens, at this hour, - Vice 00:15
My fellow citizens, at this hour,
On my orders, coalition forces have begun striking - Vice 00:12
On my orders, coalition forces have begun striking
These are opening stages of what will be - Vice 00:07
These are opening stages of what will be
To all the men and women of the United States Armed Forces - Vice 00:11
To all the men and women of the United States Armed Forces
Guys, over here. - Vice 00:05
Guys, over here.
This statement from the White House, President Bush regards this as an historic moment. - Vice 00:15
This statement from the White House, President Bush regards...
USA! USA! USA! - Vice 00:09
USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! - Vice 00:05
USA! USA! USA!
Hi. Um... It seems like they've been shipping men and equipment out of Afghanistan, into Iraq, and a - Vice 00:24
Hi. Um... It seems like they've been shipping men and...
I don't want you to worry about me. - Vice 00:04
I don't want you to worry about me.
Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. - Vice 00:32
Major combat operations in Iraq have ended.
Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. - Vice 00:14
Major combat operations in Iraq have ended.
As you know, the no-bid contracts they received - Vice 00:05
As you know, the no-bid contracts they received
The secretary of defense and the vice president - Vice 00:05
The secretary of defense and the vice president