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Um, Dick Cheney,reporting for work

Vice • 2018
Um, Dick Cheney,
reporting for work

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Um, Dick Cheney, reporting for work.
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5 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:16:20
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
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George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the CEO of Halliburton Co., to be his Republican running mate in the 2000 presidential election. No stranger to politics, Cheney's impressive résumé includes stints as White House chief of staff, House Minority Whip and Defense Secretary. When Bush wins by a narrow margin, Cheney begins to use his newfound power to help reshape the country and the world.
You're congressional relations - Vice 00:08
You're congressional relations
Jesus Christ, you want me - Vice 00:05
Jesus Christ, you want me
Oh, and Cheney, your two DUIs came up on your transcript. - Vice 00:04
Oh, and Cheney, your two DUIs came up on your transcript.
No, thanks are when your neighbor Dottie - Vice 00:04
No, thanks are when your neighbor Dottie
The first thing our department did - Vice 00:11
The first thing our department did
You will see that - Vice 00:05
You will see that
Roger Ailes, founder of Fox News. - Vice 00:11
Roger Ailes, founder of Fox News.
Forget it. Roger knows TV, but he doesn't know politics. - Vice 00:05
Forget it. Roger knows TV, but he doesn't know politics...
So I would do this flaming baton trick - Vice 00:07
So I would do this flaming baton trick
So I'm at the state finals, - Vice 00:05
So I'm at the state finals,
Cheney! Oh. Where did you find her? - Vice 00:04
Cheney! Oh. Where did you find her?
It is doing nothing but damage - Vice 00:06
It is doing nothing but damage
You don't go blabbing about what cards you have. - Vice 00:04
You don't go blabbing about what cards you have.
I missed my flush draw about a month ago, - Vice 00:09
I missed my flush draw about a month ago,
For a man like Donald Rumsfeld, - Vice 00:20
For a man like Donald Rumsfeld,
It's a "yes." - Vice 00:05
It's a "yes."
- I'm assuming it's to... - No, no, no. It's okay. - Vice 00:04
- I'm assuming it's to... - No, no, no. It's ...
Cheney had always been a so-so student - Vice 00:17
Cheney had always been a so-so student
No windows, but all you'd see - Vice 00:05
No windows, but all you'd see
Now, at this point, you're probably wondering who exactly I am. - Vice 00:29
Now, at this point, you're probably wondering who...