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Vicious Fun

If I wanted to hit you I would have hit you. Comforting. Totally gonna fucking die here

Carrie:
If I wanted to hit you I would have hit you.
Joel:
Comforting. Totally gonna fucking die here

Full Transcript

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If I wanted to hit you I would've hit you
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Comforting I'm totally gonna fucking die here
Duration
7 seconds
Views
183
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:55
Uploaded
May 13, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Joel, a caustic 1980s film critic for a national horror magazine, finds himself unwittingly trapped in a self-help group for serial killers. With no other choice, Joel attempts to blend in or risk becoming the next victim.

Actors

Amber Goldfarb
Carrie
Amber Goldfarb
Evan Marsh
Joel
Evan Marsh
Joel, look at me. - Vicious Fun 00:05
Joel, look at me.
Those four men in the next room, - Vicious Fun 00:10
Those four men in the next room,
Hideo, a high class chef specializing in two things -- - Vicious Fun 00:10
Hideo, a high class chef specializing in two things --
Part-time cannibal, full-time psycho monk nut job. - Vicious Fun 00:06
Part-time cannibal, full-time psycho monk nut job.
Mike, a rage monster with mommy issues, - Vicious Fun 00:07
Mike, a rage monster with mommy issues,
He's sloppy, though, and it's not uncommon - Vicious Fun 00:07
He's sloppy, though, and it's not uncommon
Fritz, emotionless, barely human, - Vicious Fun 00:12
Fritz, emotionless, barely human,
-He just likes clowns. -Of course he does. - Vicious Fun 00:04
-He just likes clowns. -Of course he does.
He's a sociopathic, homicidal pickup artist - Vicious Fun 00:08
He's a sociopathic, homicidal pickup artist
The only one of them who knows how to blend - Vicious Fun 00:06
The only one of them who knows how to blend
He's been a fake lawyer, fake dentist, - Vicious Fun 00:08
He's been a fake lawyer, fake dentist,
And you -- how do you know all of this? - Vicious Fun 00:05
And you -- how do you know all of this?
-I kind of want to know. -What's this? Is that a list? - Vicious Fun 00:04
-I kind of want to know. -What's this? Is that a list?
Come on! Carrie, I could be dead any minute - Vicious Fun 00:07
Come on! Carrie, I could be dead any minute
I know things look bad, but when I'm done here, - Vicious Fun 00:07
I know things look bad, but when I'm done here,
I didn't spend the last 16 months - Vicious Fun 00:06
I didn't spend the last 16 months
-Why? I'm parched. -I'm so hungover right now. - Vicious Fun 00:05
-Why? I'm parched. -I'm so hungover right now.
[gags, coughs] - Vicious Fun 00:07
[gags, coughs]
What is going on? What is your plan here? - Vicious Fun 00:04
What is going on? What is your plan here?
Well, first, I'm going to have to kill you. - Vicious Fun 00:04
Well, first, I'm going to have to kill you.