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Well I can't guarantee the lovemaking because I happen to be very moodyLet's not negotiate like a contractI came over here with no subterfuge and presented my best offer
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Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Let's not negotiate like a contract. I came over here with no subterfuge and presented my...

Cristina:
I can't guarantee the love-making, because I happen to be very moody.Juan Antonio:Let's not negotiate like a contract. I came over here with no subterfuge and presented my best offer

Full Transcript

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Well I can't guarantee the lovemaking because I happen to be very moody
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Let's not negotiate like a contract
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I came over here with no subterfuge and presented my best offer
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
721
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:36
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two friends on a summer holiday in Spain become enamored with the same painter, unaware that his ex-wife, with whom he has a tempestuous relationship, is about to re-enter the picture.

Actors

Scarlett Johansson
Cristina
Scarlett Johansson
Javier Bardem
Juan Antonio
Javier Bardem
My God this guy is so interestingInteresting What's so interestingHe wants to get us both into bedYou know but he'll settle for either in this case you - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:11
My God this guy is so interestingInteresting What's so...
Vicky I'm a big girl okayIf I want to sleep with him I will If not I won'tCristina he's a total strangerThis is impulsive even for youAnd if I heard right he was violent with his wifeAt least he's not one of those factory made zombies you know - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:19
Vicky I'm a big girl okayIf I want to sleep with him I...
I mean this would be a great way to get to know himNo it's notI'm not going to Oviedo with this charmingly candid wife beaterYou find his aggressiveness attractive but I don't - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:13
I mean this would be a great way to get to know himNo...
You gotta admire his no bullshit approachWhat are you talking about It's all bullshit - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:06
You gotta admire his no bullshit approachWhat are you...
They predicted a little storm out of the town, out of Oviedo, but it's nothing serious. - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:14
They predicted a little storm out of the town, out of...
Would you like to fly it? - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:09
Would you like to fly it?
Are you very religious No no I'm notThe trick is to enjoy lifeaccepting it has no meaning whatsoeverRight No meaningYou don't think that authentic love gives life meaningYes but love is so transientIsn't itI was in love with a most incredible womanand - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:37
Are you very religious No no I'm notThe trick is to...
What do you hear of Maria Elena - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:14
What do you hear of Maria Elena
Later, they bought candy and cakes at a charming sweet shop, which were homemade and delicious. - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:08
Later, they bought candy and cakes at a charming sweet shop,...
They continued to document their trip, and while Vicky remained skeptical, Cristina had a wonderful time. - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:08
They continued to document their trip, and while Vicky...
Well now that the day's almost overis it reasonable of me to ask you if you'll both join me in my roomOh come on I thought we'd settled thatVicky's just trying to say that she's engaged to be married that's allGreat Then these are her last days of - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:41
Well now that the day's almost overis it reasonable of...
I'll go to your room but you have to seduce me - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:07
I'll go to your room but you have to seduce me
I am here to go to bed with you You're right umSo you're pretty much home free unless you blow itBlow it YeahBlow it You mean ruin the momentYeahOh And how would I do thatUm I don't knowIt could be anything from some inane commentto wearing the wrong kind - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:37
I am here to go to bed with you You're right umSo...
What do you want in life besides a man with the right shorts? - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:56
What do you want in life besides a man with the right...
What? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's something I ate. What's wrong? Can I get you anyt - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:15
What? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine....
Buenos días. - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:16
Buenos días.
So uh tell me why won't your father publish his poemsWell because he hates the worldand that's his way of getting back at themto create beautiful works and thento deny them to the public which I think it'sMy GodWell what makes him so angry toward the - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:34
So uh tell me why won't your father publish his...
Hello? Hey. Did I get you at a bad time, babe? Oh, hi, no. I'm just about to eat. Can I, uh, call yo - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:39
Hello? Hey. Did I get you at a bad time, babe? Oh, hi, no....
Hmm And uh you also admire Spanish guitar I hearYes yes I love the guitarWould you like to go to hear some wonderful guitar tonightTonight Mm hmmWell it's a little lateand you know I'm a little wobbly from the wineYou said you could hold your - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:34
Hmm And uh you also admire Spanish guitar I hearYes yes I...
That was, uh... - Vicky Cristina Barcelona 00:47
That was, uh...