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Vikings

Because I never had sex with your mother. All she ever did was piss on me

Vikings • S04E14 • 2013
Because I never had sex with your mother. All she ever did was piss on me

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Because I never had sex
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with your mother
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All she ever did was piss on me
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:11
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Season
4
Episode
14
Genres
action, adventure, drama

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Movie Summary

Vikings transports us to the brutal and mysterious world of Ragnar Lothbrok, a Viking warrior and farmer who yearns to explore--and raid--the distant shores across the ocean.
S06 • E12 [commander] Line up! In a line! - Vikings 00:07
[commander] Line up! In a line!
S06 • E16 [chanting in Latin] - Vikings 00:22
[chanting in Latin]
S04 • E03 Welcome to the Smithsonian. - Vikings 00:08
Welcome to the Smithsonian.
S04 • E04 Welcome to the Smithsonian. - Vikings 00:08
Welcome to the Smithsonian.
S01 • E09 Could I offer you some, uh, horrible salted fish? - Vikings 00:18
Could I offer you some, uh, horrible salted fish?
S04 • E19 You two! - Vikings 00:06
You two!
S02 • E01 This was not your quarrel. - Vikings 00:20
This was not your quarrel.
S01 • E05 Earl Haraldson: We must bid welcome to our guest. - Vikings 00:19
Earl Haraldson: We must bid welcome to our guest.
S02 • E06 What is wrong? - Vikings 00:07
What is wrong?
S04 • E13 Bjorn, Hvitserk, and Ivar are all gone. - Vikings 00:10
Bjorn, Hvitserk, and Ivar are all gone.
S02 • E07 What are you going to do about Jarl Borg? - Vikings 00:20
What are you going to do about Jarl Borg?
S03 • E05 FLOKI: Rollo! - Vikings 00:16
FLOKI: Rollo!
S03 • E03 Advance! - Vikings 00:12
Advance!
S02 • E03 Is he still talking? - Vikings 00:10
Is he still talking?
S03 • E01 FLOKI: Rollo! - Vikings 00:16
FLOKI: Rollo!
S06 • E09 [in English] You look like shit. - Vikings 00:08
[in English] You look like shit.
S05 • E04 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) - Vikings 00:10
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
S01 • E02 It's noon. - Vikings 00:07
It's noon.
S01 • E06 Take it! - Vikings 00:06
Take it!
S04 • E06 Ned, hey. I need you to cause a distraction. - Vikings 00:11
Ned, hey. I need you to cause a distraction.