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Scrooge: Alright, who the hell are you really, huh? Some security guard who's watched too many action flicks? Some loser ex-cop stuck in a mall playing dress-up with fat kids pissing on your lap? Stop me when I get it right.
Santa Claus: It's a little more complicated than that.
Scrooge: Not to me, it's not. Because I want to make it my personal mission, my holiday to-do list, to find you, and to end you, and to wipe my ass with you, and this whole fucking holiday. That's what I want for Christmas, Santa.
Santa Claus: That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas. But maybe you and I should discuss that in person. Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus: It's a little more complicated than that.
Scrooge: Not to me, it's not. Because I want to make it my personal mission, my holiday to-do list, to find you, and to end you, and to wipe my ass with you, and this whole fucking holiday. That's what I want for Christmas, Santa.
Santa Claus: That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas. But maybe you and I should discuss that in person. Santa Claus is coming to town
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All right who the hell are you really huh
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Some security guard who's watched too many action flicks
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Some loser ex cop stuck in a mall
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playing dress up with fat kids pissing on your lap
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Stop me when I get it right
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It's a little more complicated than that
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Not to me it's not
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'Cause I want to make it my personal mission
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my holiday to do list to find you and to end you
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and to wipe my ass with you and this whole fucking holiday
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That's what I want for Christmas Santa
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That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas
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But maybe you and I should discuss that in person
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Santa Claus is coming to town
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Movie Summary
When a group of mercenaries attack the estate of a wealthy family, Santa Claus must step in to save the day (and Christmas).
