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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.

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Marcus Raboy

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Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss
and went, “Stop, stop, stop.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss and went, “Stop, stop...

I want to find little cavities
between your teeth - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I want to find little cavities between your teeth

So now her tongue
is licking the surface of my teeth. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

So now her tongue is licking the surface of my teeth.

Like trying to find an office in Connaught
Place. At the left, she got the right. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Like trying to find an office in Connaught Place. At the lef...

Connaught Place is like Amish panties.
Very hard to find entry. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Connaught Place is like Amish panties. Very hard to find ent...

So now I send my tongue out to push
her tongue back into its territory. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

So now I send my tongue out to push her tongue back into its...

Our tongues are like India and Pakistan.
Fucking surgical strikes happening. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Our tongues are like India and Pakistan. Fucking surgical st...

There is water running down my face,
mixing with snot, going into our mouths. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

There is water running down my face, mixing with snot, going...

And in the middle of all of that,
my nostril starts to whistle. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And in the middle of all of that, my nostril starts to whist...

[imitates kissing, whistling] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

[imitates kissing, whistling]

[imitates kissing, whistling] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

[imitates kissing, whistling]

I could feel the puke rise up in her mouth
and go back down. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I could feel the puke rise up in her mouth and go back down.

[audience groaning] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

[audience groaning]

He sends them a message
and he’s like, “Hey, girl, you up?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

He sends them a message and he’s like, “Hey, girl, you up?”...

We had to take a compass and write
the girl’s name on our fucking arm, right? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

We had to take a compass and write the girl’s name on our fu...

I believe, ladies and gentlemen,
while we’re talking about love, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I believe, ladies and gentlemen, while we’re talking about l...

[cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I mean, I’m not attracted to other men,
but I can see how one would be... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I mean, I’m not attracted to other men, but I can see how on...

[laughter] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

If it’s a crime, there must be a way
of investigation and a way of judgment. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

If it’s a crime, there must be a way of investigation and a ...

Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth

The defendant has been charged
with sodomy, excessive fellatio - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

The defendant has been charged with sodomy, excessive fellat...

- Defendant, how do you plead?”
- “Not guilty.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

- Defendant, how do you plead?” - “Not guilty.”

Can I plead ‘incredibly satisfied’?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Can I plead ‘incredibly satisfied’?”

Do you know that according to 377,
oral and anal are also against the law? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Do you know that according to 377, oral and anal are also ag...

Oral sex and anal sex
against the law in India. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Oral sex and anal sex against the law in India.

We have 1.2 billion people. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

We have 1.2 billion people.

[cheers, applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

[cheers, applause]

[cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

The prime minister should do
a radio program called “Bum ki Baat.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

The prime minister should do a radio program called “Bum ki ...

Lesbians, gays... [muttering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Lesbians, gays... [muttering]

After 2,000 years of educated evolution, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

After 2,000 years of educated evolution,

What?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Is there a cord?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Is there a cord?”

You know, sometimes it’s a relationship.
Sometimes it’s an election. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

You know, sometimes it’s a relationship. Sometimes it’s an e...

[sighs] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

You do things that you are proud of when
you’re putting your life back together - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

You do things that you are proud of when you’re putting your...

Number two, you will do things
that you are not proud of - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Number two, you will do things that you are not proud of

When I was 28, I had the misfortune
of having to cancel a wedding. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

When I was 28, I had the misfortune of having to cancel a we...

“You can’t go.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

“You can’t go.”

Vice presidential suite at a hotel,
2,000 roses, 900 candles. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Vice presidential suite at a hotel, 2,000 roses, 900 candles...

I got on one knee and proposed, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I got on one knee and proposed,

And, ladies, the most important part
of that process is the... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And, ladies, the most important part of that process is the....

The knee. It’s very important,
right, ladies, to get down on one knee? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

The knee. It’s very important, right, ladies, to get down on...

When your knee goes “eh,”
their brain goes ping. They understand. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

When your knee goes “eh,” their brain goes ping. They unders...

He defied gravity! - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

He defied gravity!

And the skeletal structure
of the human body and the tides and...” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And the skeletal structure of the human body and the tides a...

Except I got broken up with on Skype. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Except I got broken up with on Skype.

Which is still okay. If it was Snapchat,
I would have shot myself. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Which is still okay. If it was Snapchat, I would have shot m...

My fiancée has gone abroad to New York
to complete her MBA before our wedding. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

My fiancée has gone abroad to New York to complete her MBA b...

In her college, she has a very cute
study partner, a man I never liked, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

In her college, she has a very cute study partner, a man I n...

We have sent out 1,000 invites
to people in Delhi, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

We have sent out 1,000 invites to people in Delhi,

As Delhiites call it,
“Small, intimate family wedding.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

As Delhiites call it, “Small, intimate family wedding.”

My fiancée has informed me
that she’s in love - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

My fiancée has informed me that she’s in love

Millions of Indians have died as virgins
in San Jose, California, to design...” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Millions of Indians have died as virgins in San Jose, Califo...

So you are watching somebody
that you can hear typing a message to you. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

So you are watching somebody that you can hear typing a mess...

Meanwhile, you’re just looking at a box
that says “typing, typing, typing.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Meanwhile, you’re just looking at a box that says “typing, t...

“Typing, typing, typing, typing.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

“Typing, typing, typing, typing.”

I’m on Vodafone.
This could take nine months.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I’m on Vodafone. This could take nine months.”

Is it immediately downgrades
your intelligence - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Is it immediately downgrades your intelligence

- [man] Whoo!
- [applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

- [man] Whoo! - [applause]

So for some reason, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

So for some reason,

Because my logic is
if I can’t vocalize “fuck you,” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Because my logic is if I can’t vocalize “fuck you,”

And then just
“typing, typing, typing, typing.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And then just “typing, typing, typing, typing.”

And then Friday night,
three o’clock in the morning, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And then Friday night, three o’clock in the morning,

I get onto Facebook. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I get onto Facebook.

Made the mistake of thinking your
Facebook friends are your real friends. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Made the mistake of thinking your Facebook friends are your ...

The only interaction you will ever get
from another human soul on Facebook - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

The only interaction you will ever get from another human so...

L-Z.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

From “engaged” to “single.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

From “engaged” to “single.”

And says, “Vir, did you change
your Facebook status last night?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And says, “Vir, did you change your Facebook status last nig...

But, uh, it rhymes with “Windustan Times.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

But, uh, it rhymes with “Windustan Times.”

I can’t tell you which newspaper,
but it rhymes with “Wombay Times.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I can’t tell you which newspaper, but it rhymes with “Wombay...

We put a positive spin on it,
and that’s how we break the news. Yay.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

We put a positive spin on it, and that’s how we break the ne...

But here I am, just writing this column
about how I believe - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

But here I am, just writing this column about how I believe

If you are not North Indian actor,
non-vegetarian, not a Muslim, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

If you are not North Indian actor, non-vegetarian, not a Mus...

And the newspaper likes it so much,
they don’t put it in their local paper. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And the newspaper likes it so much, they don’t put it in the...

They put it
in their national Sunday paper, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

They put it in their national Sunday paper,

On the day, nobody showed up. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

On the day, nobody showed up.

When you get your heart broken,
you will do things that you are proud of - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

When you get your heart broken, you will do things that you ...

You will do things
that you are not proud of - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

You will do things that you are not proud of

Seven months after this happened,
I met a beautiful girl at a party. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Seven months after this happened, I met a beautiful girl at ...

Beautiful. Intelligence. Ambitious.
Driven. Just amazing. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Beautiful. Intelligence. Ambitious. Driven. Just amazing.

And I said, “Hi. My name is Vir Das.”
And she said, “Oh, I know who you are.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And I said, “Hi. My name is Vir Das.” And she said, “Oh, I k...

And she’s like,
“No. I read an article in the newspaper - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And she’s like, “No. I read an article in the newspaper

And I think you get love
in this really cool, groovy way.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And I think you get love in this really cool, groovy way.”

[cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Two months after that happened,
the girl from New York City called - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Two months after that happened, the girl from New York City ...

I was in a lonely place. I was vulnerable.
I needed somebody to hold me. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I was in a lonely place. I was vulnerable. I needed somebody...

Can you take me back and start to talk
about this and build our relationship?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Can you take me back and start to talk about this and build ...

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Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.

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Director: Marcus Raboy

Writer: Vir Das

Production: Netflix

Genre: comedy

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 25 Apr 2017

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