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And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship
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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

And then you were, like,in a long-distance relationship with this chick called Hillary,...

And then you were, like,
in a long-distance relationship with this chick called Hillary, but everything was on e-mail
and you didn’t like that shit

Full Transcript

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And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship
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with this chick called Hillary,
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but everything was on e-mail and you didn’t like that shit.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:00
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy.
This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen.
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for you, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for ...
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing,
It was like, “Man, welcome to America, land of the free, home of the brave. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
It was like, “Man, welcome to America, land of the free, hom...
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled, your jet-lagged, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled, your jet-lagged...
It’ll just be like, “America. We’ll see.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
It’ll just be like, “America. We’ll see.”
It will cut down on terrorism, because, honestly, what’s the point? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
It will cut down on terrorism, because, honestly, what’s the...
“We must bomb America.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
“We must bomb America.”
Seems a bit redundant.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Seems a bit redundant.”
We saw him on TV every day. “We’ve got to ban the ‘Muh-slims.’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:14
We saw him on TV every day. “We’ve got to ban the ‘Muh-slims...
Muslim is a religious belief. Muslin is a fabric. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Muslim is a religious belief. Muslin is a fabric.
What, are you going to ban stretchy clothes, you moron?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
What, are you going to ban stretchy clothes, you moron?”
That’s a religion. Don’t lie. Don’t cheat. Don’t kill. Don’t fuck. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
That’s a religion. Don’t lie. Don’t cheat. Don’t kill. Don’t...
[cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
[cheering]
You are reading some ancient dude’s written version - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:15
You are reading some ancient dude’s written version
You are reading the 3,000-year-old Times of India, ladies and gentlemen. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You are reading the 3,000-year-old Times of India, ladies an...
And people said crazy shit back then all the time. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And people said crazy shit back then all the time.
People used to say things like, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:18
People used to say things like,
Because people back then were high as balls, okay? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Because people back then were high as balls, okay?