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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

We don’t show you a kiss.We just show you two flowers

[applause] We don’t show you a kiss.
We just show you two flowers

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We don’t show you a kiss. We just show you two flowers.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:35
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
’Cause a whole nation is going, “Ooh, horticulture, yeah.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
’Cause a whole nation is going, “Ooh, horticulture, yeah.”...
[speaking gibberish] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
[speaking gibberish]
[speaking gibberish] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:20
[speaking gibberish]
Can I show you the living room?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Can I show you the living room?”
Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss and went, “Stop, stop, stop.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss and went, “Stop, stop...
I want to find little cavities between your teeth - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
I want to find little cavities between your teeth
So now her tongue is licking the surface of my teeth. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
So now her tongue is licking the surface of my teeth.
Like trying to find an office in Connaught Place. At the left, she got the right. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Like trying to find an office in Connaught Place. At the lef...
Connaught Place is like Amish panties. Very hard to find entry. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Connaught Place is like Amish panties. Very hard to find ent...
So now I send my tongue out to push her tongue back into its territory. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
So now I send my tongue out to push her tongue back into its...
Our tongues are like India and Pakistan. Fucking surgical strikes happening. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Our tongues are like India and Pakistan. Fucking surgical st...
There is water running down my face, mixing with snot, going into our mouths. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
There is water running down my face, mixing with snot, going...
And in the middle of all of that, my nostril starts to whistle. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And in the middle of all of that, my nostril starts to whist...
[imitates kissing, whistling] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[imitates kissing, whistling]
[imitates kissing, whistling] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[imitates kissing, whistling]
I could feel the puke rise up in her mouth and go back down. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I could feel the puke rise up in her mouth and go back down.
[audience groaning] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
[audience groaning]
He sends them a message and he’s like, “Hey, girl, you up?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:12
He sends them a message and he’s like, “Hey, girl, you up?”...
We had to take a compass and write the girl’s name on our fucking arm, right? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
We had to take a compass and write the girl’s name on our fu...
I believe, ladies and gentlemen, while we’re talking about love, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:16
I believe, ladies and gentlemen, while we’re talking about l...