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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

India is a goldfish, ladies and gentlemen

[applause] India is a goldfish, ladies and gentlemen

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India is a goldfish, ladies and gentlemen.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:00
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.
There’s another world outside the bowl, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
There’s another world outside the bowl,
I’m India. I live in a bowl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I’m India. I live in a bowl.
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.”
The way I see this whole thing working out for you guys is you’re like a girl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
The way I see this whole thing working out for you guys is y...
You know what I mean? And you were in a relationship - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
You know what I mean? And you were in a relationship
And then you met this older guy, Bernie, but he was too geeky for you, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And then you met this older guy, Bernie, but he was too geek...
And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy.
This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen.
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for you, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for ...
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing,
It was like, “Man, welcome to America, land of the free, home of the brave. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
It was like, “Man, welcome to America, land of the free, hom...
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled, your jet-lagged, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled, your jet-lagged...
It’ll just be like, “America. We’ll see.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
It’ll just be like, “America. We’ll see.”
It will cut down on terrorism, because, honestly, what’s the point? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
It will cut down on terrorism, because, honestly, what’s the...
“We must bomb America.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
“We must bomb America.”
Seems a bit redundant.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Seems a bit redundant.”
We saw him on TV every day. “We’ve got to ban the ‘Muh-slims.’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:14
We saw him on TV every day. “We’ve got to ban the ‘Muh-slims...
Muslim is a religious belief. Muslin is a fabric. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Muslim is a religious belief. Muslin is a fabric.