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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

But I’m at that age where I just find myselfstaring at children and having desires

But I’m at that age where I just find myself
staring at children and having desires

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But I’m at that age
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where I just find myself staring at children and having desires.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:28
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
[laughing] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
[laughing]
I’m going to tell you this story. I was in Bombay and I had a car accident. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
I’m going to tell you this story. I was in Bombay and I had ...
And that’s the day I knew I was ready to be a dad. Right? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And that’s the day I knew I was ready to be a dad. Right?
All of a sudden, I hear... [imitating honking, thuds] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:15
All of a sudden, I hear... [imitating honking, thuds]
So I grab this boy, and I’m like, “What the hell happened?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
So I grab this boy, and I’m like, “What the hell happened?”...
Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.”
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl...
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the monsoons? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the m...
I have money. We’ll reupholster.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I have money. We’ll reupholster.”
Fuck it. Double or nothing. Murder. Let’s go.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Fuck it. Double or nothing. Murder. Let’s go.”
I say, “Now give me her father’s phone number - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
I say, “Now give me her father’s phone number
♪ I’m going to kill this boy I’m going to kill this boy ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
♪ I’m going to kill this boy I’m going to kill this boy ♪...
Eat a cheeseburger in Maharashtra, and you’ll find out what that shit is.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Eat a cheeseburger in Maharashtra, and you’ll find out what ...
If he finds out she is with a Muslim boy, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
If he finds out she is with a Muslim boy,
I am in Die Hard 4. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
I am in Die Hard 4.
And as I drove home, ladies and gentlemen, just covered in blood... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And as I drove home, ladies and gentlemen, just covered in b...
Not because I applied first aid, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Not because I applied first aid,
I know I’m ready to be a dad because I didn’t kill the boy. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
I know I’m ready to be a dad because I didn’t kill the boy....
[applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[applause]
It’s resisting the urge to commit murder every single morning. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
It’s resisting the urge to commit murder every single mornin...