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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Can you imagine a terrorist? “Siri!” “How can I help you?” “I want to kill the infidel!”...

Can you imagine a terrorist? “Siri!” “How can I help you?” “I want to kill the infidel!” “It sounded like you said
you want to sing ‘Jingle Bells.’” ♪ Jingle bells ♪ ’Cause guns are an audible experience
as well, ladies and gentlemen

Full Transcript

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Can you imagine a terrorist? “Siri!”
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“How can I help you?”
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“I want to kill the infidel!”
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“It sounded like you said you want to sing ‘Jingle Bells.’”
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♪ Jingle bells ♪
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’Cause guns are an audible experience as well, ladies and gentlemen.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:07
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
The first time I realized this, I saw an American cowboy movie. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
The first time I realized this, I saw an American cowboy mov...
He used to walk in... [imitating boots walking] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:16
He used to walk in... [imitating boots walking]
[beat boxing] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[beat boxing]
Indians... We would never put a bomb in a building, would we, guys? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Indians... We would never put a bomb in a building, would we...
We would put an accountant in the building, buy the building, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
We would put an accountant in the building, buy the building...
Our business practices are our terrorism. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Our business practices are our terrorism.
Speaking of terrorism, ladies and gentlemen, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Speaking of terrorism, ladies and gentlemen,
’Cause I’ve stopped worrying about little things - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
’Cause I’ve stopped worrying about little things
[scattered laughter] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[scattered laughter]
No, I want to have a child, ladies and gentlemen, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
No, I want to have a child, ladies and gentlemen,
Fuck it. I make kids like I make Maggi. Two minutes. Nobody’s satisfied. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Fuck it. I make kids like I make Maggi. Two minutes. Nobody’...
But I’m at that age - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
But I’m at that age
[laughing] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
[laughing]
I’m going to tell you this story. I was in Bombay and I had a car accident. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
I’m going to tell you this story. I was in Bombay and I had ...
And that’s the day I knew I was ready to be a dad. Right? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And that’s the day I knew I was ready to be a dad. Right?
All of a sudden, I hear... [imitating honking, thuds] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:15
All of a sudden, I hear... [imitating honking, thuds]
So I grab this boy, and I’m like, “What the hell happened?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
So I grab this boy, and I’m like, “What the hell happened?”...
Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.”
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl...
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the monsoons? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the m...