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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Can you imaginehow much we would cut down on fanaticism if every time you wantedto commit...

Can you imagine
how much we would cut down on fanaticism if every time you wanted
to commit a jihad

Full Transcript

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Can you imagine how much we would cut down on fanaticism
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if every time you wanted to commit a jihad...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:50
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the same jihad ID. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the ...
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTunes, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTu...
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 virgins, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 v...
My Samsung explodes, then there’s a cloud. Is that a cloud? I don’t know.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
My Samsung explodes, then there’s a cloud. Is that a cloud? ...
And anyone being Islamophobic in today’s world - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And anyone being Islamophobic in today’s world
♪ If you’re Hindu and you know it Clap your hands ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:18
♪ If you’re Hindu and you know it Clap your hands ♪
Remember when a woman’s husband would die and we would cremate him, just not alone. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Remember when a woman’s husband would die and we would crema...
[exhales] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:12
[exhales]
But eventually, just mosey on in there.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:17
But eventually, just mosey on in there.”
But I’m a bad Hindu, ladies and gentlemen, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
But I’m a bad Hindu, ladies and gentlemen,
Now, keep your hands raised - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Now, keep your hands raised
’Cause Christmas is this amazing, confusing, exhilarating festival, right? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
’Cause Christmas is this amazing, confusing, exhilarating fe...
We don’t know whether to play with it or just stand there - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
We don’t know whether to play with it or just stand there
Jesus would come back from the dead today, on Christmas Eve, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Jesus would come back from the dead today, on Christmas Eve,
I have returned. Take me to my people.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I have returned. Take me to my people.”
Your people are all with the trees.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Your people are all with the trees.”
Second time in your life you are defeated by a piece of wood.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Second time in your life you are defeated by a piece of wood...
Yeah, but ten minutes of Muslim jokes were okay with you guys, huh? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Yeah, but ten minutes of Muslim jokes were okay with you guy...
[chuckles] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
[chuckles]
The best part of my job is I get to travel and perform for people - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
The best part of my job is I get to travel and perform for p...