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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Chinese people, let me talk to you.Let’s all chill out and talk about this

[chuckles] Chinese people, let me talk to you.
Let’s all chill out and talk about this

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Chinese people, let me talk to you. Let’s all chill out and talk about this.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:31
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
Chinese people, I know that China isn’t the same as Laos, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Chinese people, I know that China isn’t the same as Laos,
But I also know that, like, lilac, mauve and lavender - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
But I also know that, like, lilac, mauve and lavender
Please stop overcompensating for shit that your great-grandparents did. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Please stop overcompensating for shit that your great-grandp...
Just ’cause your great-granddad was mean to us doesn’t mean you have to be nice. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Just ’cause your great-granddad was mean to us doesn’t mean ...
Every time I’m with white people, I feel like Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Every time I’m with white people, I feel like Robin Williams...
High-five. Get on the train. It’s a good one. No gas. Electric.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
High-five. Get on the train. It’s a good one. No gas. Electr...
’Cause we live in an angry world. We live in an angry world. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
’Cause we live in an angry world. We live in an angry world....
So after that manipulative setup, I want to talk about India and Pakistan. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
So after that manipulative setup, I want to talk about India...
- Let’s begin. - [cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:11
- Let’s begin. - [cheering]
Do we know why we hate each other, ladies and gentlemen? Do we know? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Do we know why we hate each other, ladies and gentlemen? Do ...
Number three, Indians who watch cricket one day a year - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Number three, Indians who watch cricket one day a year
And what is the big point of contention between India and Pakistan? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And what is the big point of contention between India and Pa...
We keep talking at Kashmir. Is anybody listening to Kashmir? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
We keep talking at Kashmir. Is anybody listening to Kashmir?
Kashmir is like a girl who’s on a date with two guys, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Kashmir is like a girl who’s on a date with two guys,
Veggies for Kashmir.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:13
Veggies for Kashmir.”
“Oh, you want to give her beef? Cool. Pork. Pork for Kashmir. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
“Oh, you want to give her beef? Cool. Pork. Pork for Kashmir...
Pork on Kashmir’s plate.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Pork on Kashmir’s plate.”
Nobody is asking me.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Nobody is asking me.”
Like in the West, Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Nepalis, Sri Lankans, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
Like in the West, Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Nepalis...
The guys on this end are like, “Allah... ” [imitates gunfire] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:14
The guys on this end are like, “Allah... ” [imitates gunfire...