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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Do you swear to tell the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth,so help you God?”...

Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?” “I don’t know, man, but I got to tell you

Full Transcript

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Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
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and nothing but the truth, so help you God?”
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“I don’t know, man, but I got to tell you.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:00
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
The defendant has been charged with sodomy, excessive fellatio - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
The defendant has been charged with sodomy, excessive fellat...
- Defendant, how do you plead?” - “Not guilty.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
- Defendant, how do you plead?” - “Not guilty.”
Can I plead ‘incredibly satisfied’?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Can I plead ‘incredibly satisfied’?”
Do you know that according to 377, oral and anal are also against the law? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Do you know that according to 377, oral and anal are also ag...
Oral sex and anal sex against the law in India. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Oral sex and anal sex against the law in India.
We have 1.2 billion people. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
We have 1.2 billion people.
[cheers, applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[cheers, applause]
[cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[cheering]
The prime minister should do a radio program called “Bum ki Baat.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
The prime minister should do a radio program called “Bum ki ...
Lesbians, gays... [muttering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Lesbians, gays... [muttering]
After 2,000 years of educated evolution, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
After 2,000 years of educated evolution,
What?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
What?”
Is there a cord?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Is there a cord?”
You know, sometimes it’s a relationship. Sometimes it’s an election. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
You know, sometimes it’s a relationship. Sometimes it’s an e...
[sighs] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
[sighs]
You do things that you are proud of when you’re putting your life back together - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
You do things that you are proud of when you’re putting your...
Number two, you will do things that you are not proud of - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Number two, you will do things that you are not proud of
When I was 28, I had the misfortune of having to cancel a wedding. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
When I was 28, I had the misfortune of having to cancel a we...
“You can’t go.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
“You can’t go.”
Vice presidential suite at a hotel, 2,000 roses, 900 candles. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Vice presidential suite at a hotel, 2,000 roses, 900 candles...