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Indians... We would never put a bomb in a building, would we, guys?
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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Indians... We would never put a bombin a building, would we, guys?

Indians... We would never put a bomb
in a building, would we, guys?

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Indians... We would never put a bomb in a building, would we, guys?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:25
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
We would put an accountant in the building, buy the building, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
We would put an accountant in the building, buy the building...
Our business practices are our terrorism. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Our business practices are our terrorism.
Speaking of terrorism, ladies and gentlemen, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Speaking of terrorism, ladies and gentlemen,
’Cause I’ve stopped worrying about little things - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
’Cause I’ve stopped worrying about little things
[scattered laughter] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[scattered laughter]
No, I want to have a child, ladies and gentlemen, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
No, I want to have a child, ladies and gentlemen,
Fuck it. I make kids like I make Maggi. Two minutes. Nobody’s satisfied. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Fuck it. I make kids like I make Maggi. Two minutes. Nobody’...
But I’m at that age - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
But I’m at that age
[laughing] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
[laughing]
I’m going to tell you this story. I was in Bombay and I had a car accident. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
I’m going to tell you this story. I was in Bombay and I had ...
And that’s the day I knew I was ready to be a dad. Right? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And that’s the day I knew I was ready to be a dad. Right?
All of a sudden, I hear... [imitating honking, thuds] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:15
All of a sudden, I hear... [imitating honking, thuds]
So I grab this boy, and I’m like, “What the hell happened?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
So I grab this boy, and I’m like, “What the hell happened?”...
Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.”
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl...
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the monsoons? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the m...
I have money. We’ll reupholster.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I have money. We’ll reupholster.”
Fuck it. Double or nothing. Murder. Let’s go.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Fuck it. Double or nothing. Murder. Let’s go.”
I say, “Now give me her father’s phone number - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
I say, “Now give me her father’s phone number
♪ I’m going to kill this boy I’m going to kill this boy ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
♪ I’m going to kill this boy I’m going to kill this boy ♪...