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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Jesus would come back from the dead today,on Christmas Eve, the only person at JFK to...

Jesus would come back from the dead today,
on Christmas Eve, the only person at JFK to receive him
would be one Hindu cabdriver

Full Transcript

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Jesus would come back from the dead today, on Christmas Eve,
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the only person at JFK to receive him would be one Hindu cabdriver.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:56
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
I have returned. Take me to my people.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I have returned. Take me to my people.”
Your people are all with the trees.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Your people are all with the trees.”
Second time in your life you are defeated by a piece of wood.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Second time in your life you are defeated by a piece of wood...
Yeah, but ten minutes of Muslim jokes were okay with you guys, huh? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Yeah, but ten minutes of Muslim jokes were okay with you guy...
[chuckles] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
[chuckles]
The best part of my job is I get to travel and perform for people - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
The best part of my job is I get to travel and perform for p...
Like, my whole life has been a long journey of travel. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Like, my whole life has been a long journey of travel.
Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I grew up in Lagos, Nigeria, in Africa. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I grew up in Lago...
I then went to school in Delhi Public School, NOIDA. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I then went to school in Delhi Public School, NOIDA.
I then went to college in Galesburg, Illinois, in the Midwest, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I then went to college in Galesburg, Illinois, in the Midwes...
It’s been a long journey towards fairer skin. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
It’s been a long journey towards fairer skin.
[laughter] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
[laughter]
The first time I landed in New York City, I was 18 years old. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
The first time I landed in New York City, I was 18 years old...
As the sun rose over the Manhattan skyline, I wept. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
As the sun rose over the Manhattan skyline, I wept.
And it had nothing to do with America or the American dream. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And it had nothing to do with America or the American dream.
And not even real cornflakes. That dirty Mohan Meakin’s bullshit. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And not even real cornflakes. That dirty Mohan Meakin’s bull...
[chuckles] And then I landed in New York City, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[chuckles] And then I landed in New York City,
’Cause what was cereal originally? It was just a way to get milk into kids. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
’Cause what was cereal originally? It was just a way to get ...
What God did with tits, America did with breakfast cereal. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
What God did with tits, America did with breakfast cereal.
I went to your supermarket the other day. You have an aisle for cereal. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I went to your supermarket the other day. You have an aisle ...