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Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.”
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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Kept skidding for ten feetuntil we hit your car.” And right then, I experiencedmy first...

Kept skidding for ten feet
until we hit your car.” And right then, I experienced
my first ever two paternal emotions

Full Transcript

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Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.”
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And right then, I experienced my first ever two paternal emotions.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:15
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl...
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the monsoons? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the m...
I have money. We’ll reupholster.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I have money. We’ll reupholster.”
Fuck it. Double or nothing. Murder. Let’s go.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Fuck it. Double or nothing. Murder. Let’s go.”
I say, “Now give me her father’s phone number - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
I say, “Now give me her father’s phone number
♪ I’m going to kill this boy I’m going to kill this boy ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
♪ I’m going to kill this boy I’m going to kill this boy ♪...
Eat a cheeseburger in Maharashtra, and you’ll find out what that shit is.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Eat a cheeseburger in Maharashtra, and you’ll find out what ...
If he finds out she is with a Muslim boy, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
If he finds out she is with a Muslim boy,
I am in Die Hard 4. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
I am in Die Hard 4.
And as I drove home, ladies and gentlemen, just covered in blood... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And as I drove home, ladies and gentlemen, just covered in b...
Not because I applied first aid, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Not because I applied first aid,
I know I’m ready to be a dad because I didn’t kill the boy. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
I know I’m ready to be a dad because I didn’t kill the boy....
[applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[applause]
It’s resisting the urge to commit murder every single morning. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
It’s resisting the urge to commit murder every single mornin...
[inhales] Racism. Let’s do that shit, huh? Come on. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
[inhales] Racism. Let’s do that shit, huh? Come on.
♪ If you’re racist and you know it Clap your hands ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
♪ If you’re racist and you know it Clap your hands ♪
[audience laughs] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
[audience laughs]
You know what’s weird? Two people clapped. One of them is brown. One is white. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You know what’s weird? Two people clapped. One of them is br...
Indian people, we spend our lives claiming that we’re victims of racism. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Indian people, we spend our lives claiming that we’re victim...
Don’t we? But yet, all Indians back home... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Don’t we? But yet, all Indians back home...