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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

�All right,everybody get down on the floor.” “Uh, excuse me, sir.” “Shut up

�All right,
everybody get down on the floor.” “Uh, excuse me, sir.” “Shut up

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“All right, everybody get down on the floor.”
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“Uh, excuse me, sir.” “Shut up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:57
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
Okay, put your hands up in the air.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Okay, put your hands up in the air.”
This plane belongs to the Caliphate of the Brotherhood of the... ” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
This plane belongs to the Caliphate of the Brotherhood of th...
“Are you serious? I’m trying to take hostages.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:13
“Are you serious? I’m trying to take hostages.”
Okay, who is the pilot of the plane?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:12
Okay, who is the pilot of the plane?”
They never know when to expect him, sir.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:11
They never know when to expect him, sir.”
Okay, where is the prime minister?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Okay, where is the prime minister?”
- I am a patriotic Indian. Are you, yes? - [audience] Yes! - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
- I am a patriotic Indian. Are you, yes? - [audience] Yes!
My patriotism is based on a very simple fact: - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
My patriotism is based on a very simple fact:
If I lived in Estonia, I would be proud of Estonia. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
If I lived in Estonia, I would be proud of Estonia.
If I lived in Zimbabwe, I would move to Estonia. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
If I lived in Zimbabwe, I would move to Estonia.
[applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
[applause]
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.
There’s another world outside the bowl, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
There’s another world outside the bowl,
I’m India. I live in a bowl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I’m India. I live in a bowl.
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.”
The way I see this whole thing working out for you guys is you’re like a girl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
The way I see this whole thing working out for you guys is y...
You know what I mean? And you were in a relationship - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
You know what I mean? And you were in a relationship
And then you met this older guy, Bernie, but he was too geeky for you, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And then you met this older guy, Bernie, but he was too geek...
And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy.