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Are you serious? I’m trying to take hostages.”
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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

?Are you serious?I’m trying to take hostages.” “Sir, we don’t have that.We have chicken...

�Are you serious?
I’m trying to take hostages.” “Sir, we don’t have that.
We have chicken tikka or palak paneer.” [stammering] “Fine. Veg. All right?” “Sir, we are out of veg.” “Then why did you...?

Full Transcript

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“Are you serious? I’m trying to take hostages.”
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“Sir, we don’t have that. We have chicken tikka or palak paneer.”
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[stammering] “Fine. Veg. All right?”
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“Sir, we are out of veg.”
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“Then why did you...?
Duration
13 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:17
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
Okay, who is the pilot of the plane?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:12
Okay, who is the pilot of the plane?”
They never know when to expect him, sir.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:11
They never know when to expect him, sir.”
Okay, where is the prime minister?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Okay, where is the prime minister?”
- I am a patriotic Indian. Are you, yes? - [audience] Yes! - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
- I am a patriotic Indian. Are you, yes? - [audience] Yes!
My patriotism is based on a very simple fact: - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
My patriotism is based on a very simple fact:
If I lived in Estonia, I would be proud of Estonia. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
If I lived in Estonia, I would be proud of Estonia.
If I lived in Zimbabwe, I would move to Estonia. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
If I lived in Zimbabwe, I would move to Estonia.
[applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
[applause]
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.
There’s another world outside the bowl, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
There’s another world outside the bowl,
I’m India. I live in a bowl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I’m India. I live in a bowl.
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.”
The way I see this whole thing working out for you guys is you’re like a girl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
The way I see this whole thing working out for you guys is y...
You know what I mean? And you were in a relationship - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
You know what I mean? And you were in a relationship
And then you met this older guy, Bernie, but he was too geeky for you, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And then you met this older guy, Bernie, but he was too geek...
And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy.
This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen.
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for you, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for ...
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing,