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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

?I need a consult.Akbar, get in here, man.” “Yeah, sure. What is it?” “Do you...

�I need a consult.
Akbar, get in here, man.” “Yeah, sure. What is it?” “Do you remember
which ones are the good guys?” “Go to hell.
I’m still not talking to you.” “Man, are you still sulking?” “Look, when we started the band,
it was Allah and Akbar

Full Transcript

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“I need a consult. Akbar, get in here, man.”
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“Yeah, sure. What is it?”
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“Do you remember which ones are the good guys?”
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“Go to hell. I’m still not talking to you.”
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“Man, are you still sulking?”
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“Look, when we started the band, it was Allah and Akbar.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:57
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
But now it’s Allah. Who Akbar, huh? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
But now it’s Allah. Who Akbar, huh?
Who the fuck is Akbar?’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Who the fuck is Akbar?’
Mr. Muslim Timberlake.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
Mr. Muslim Timberlake.”
What, am I asking for social security numbers or something like that? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
What, am I asking for social security numbers or something l...
I didn’t fly 2,000 miles to New York to talk to fucking Varun. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I didn’t fly 2,000 miles to New York to talk to fucking Varu...
Good. I’ve now offended both sections of the crowd. We’re in a good place. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Good. I’ve now offended both sections of the crowd. We’re in...
I believe I had the worst first kiss in the history of first kisses. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I believe I had the worst first kiss in the history of first...
But in the ’90s in India, we had two references for kissing training. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
But in the ’90s in India, we had two references for kissing ...
Hollywood movies, every time there was white people kissing on the TV, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Hollywood movies, every time there was white people kissing ...
“This is sin. This is sin. My child shall not watch.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
“This is sin. This is sin. My child shall not watch.”
I’m 36 years old. Today, if I see white people kissing, I can’t sleep. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I’m 36 years old. Today, if I see white people kissing, I ca...
The guy goes like this. [grunts] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
The guy goes like this. [grunts]
[applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[applause]
’Cause a whole nation is going, “Ooh, horticulture, yeah.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
’Cause a whole nation is going, “Ooh, horticulture, yeah.”...
[speaking gibberish] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
[speaking gibberish]
[speaking gibberish] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:20
[speaking gibberish]
Can I show you the living room?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Can I show you the living room?”
Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss and went, “Stop, stop, stop.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss and went, “Stop, stop...
I want to find little cavities between your teeth - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
I want to find little cavities between your teeth
So now her tongue is licking the surface of my teeth. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
So now her tongue is licking the surface of my teeth.