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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Like,if you walked past an Indian restaurant and there was beautiful pictures of food, you...

Like,
if you walked past an Indian restaurant and there was beautiful pictures of food, you would not go into that restaurant,
would you, ladies and gentlemen?

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Like, if you walked past an Indian restaurant
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and there was beautiful pictures of food,
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you would not go into that restaurant, would you, ladies and gentlemen?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:32
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
[speaking Hindi] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[speaking Hindi]
[audience cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[audience cheering]
[grunting] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[grunting]
[slurping] Ahh! - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
[slurping] Ahh!
This is why I believe you could never have an Indian Bond villain. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
This is why I believe you could never have an Indian Bond vi...
’Cause Bond villains are always eating or drinking something - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
’Cause Bond villains are always eating or drinking something...
Tonight you die.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Tonight you die.”
Tonight you die.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Tonight you die.”
Fuck it. Eat this vindaloo. You’ll die.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Fuck it. Eat this vindaloo. You’ll die.”
You take entire control of the gun manufacturing process. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You take entire control of the gun manufacturing process.
You manufacture the gun, the bullet, the victim, all in house. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You manufacture the gun, the bullet, the victim, all in hous...
Like, in India, we don’t have guns, so we don’t have gun violence. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Like, in India, we don’t have guns, so we don’t have gun vio...
You couldn’t have typical American gun shootings in India. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You couldn’t have typical American gun shootings in India.
You couldn’t. Because firstly, in India, you would never find the gay nightclub. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
You couldn’t. Because firstly, in India, you would never fin...
Or, like, you couldn’t shoot Indians sitting in a cinema. You couldn’t. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Or, like, you couldn’t shoot Indians sitting in a cinema. Yo...
’Cause Indians don’t sit still during a Bollywood movie, do we? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
’Cause Indians don’t sit still during a Bollywood movie, do ...
You know how hard it is to shoot somebody going...? [singing in Hindu] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
You know how hard it is to shoot somebody going...? [singing...
But can you at least change the guns? Or put your own technology into guns. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
But can you at least change the guns? Or put your own techno...
America, you invented the iPhone. Well done. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
America, you invented the iPhone. Well done.
It doesn’t understand my accent. What the fuck? So... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
It doesn’t understand my accent. What the fuck? So...