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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Like, if there’s stupid shit in your head,say it once, learn, educate yourself, find out...

Like, if there’s stupid shit in your head,
say it once, learn, educate yourself, find out why it’s wrong,
never say it again

Full Transcript

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Like, if there’s stupid shit in your head, say it once, learn, educate yourself,
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find out why it’s wrong, never say it again.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:53
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
So, white people, I submit to you this. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
So, white people, I submit to you this.
All Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
All Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis,
The only difference between me and a Pakistani person - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
The only difference between me and a Pakistani person
[chuckles] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[chuckles]
Chinese people, I know that China isn’t the same as Laos, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Chinese people, I know that China isn’t the same as Laos,
But I also know that, like, lilac, mauve and lavender - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
But I also know that, like, lilac, mauve and lavender
Please stop overcompensating for shit that your great-grandparents did. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Please stop overcompensating for shit that your great-grandp...
Just ’cause your great-granddad was mean to us doesn’t mean you have to be nice. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Just ’cause your great-granddad was mean to us doesn’t mean ...
Every time I’m with white people, I feel like Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Every time I’m with white people, I feel like Robin Williams...
High-five. Get on the train. It’s a good one. No gas. Electric.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
High-five. Get on the train. It’s a good one. No gas. Electr...
’Cause we live in an angry world. We live in an angry world. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
’Cause we live in an angry world. We live in an angry world....
So after that manipulative setup, I want to talk about India and Pakistan. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
So after that manipulative setup, I want to talk about India...
- Let’s begin. - [cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:11
- Let’s begin. - [cheering]
Do we know why we hate each other, ladies and gentlemen? Do we know? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Do we know why we hate each other, ladies and gentlemen? Do ...
Number three, Indians who watch cricket one day a year - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Number three, Indians who watch cricket one day a year
And what is the big point of contention between India and Pakistan? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And what is the big point of contention between India and Pa...
We keep talking at Kashmir. Is anybody listening to Kashmir? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
We keep talking at Kashmir. Is anybody listening to Kashmir?
Kashmir is like a girl who’s on a date with two guys, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Kashmir is like a girl who’s on a date with two guys,
Veggies for Kashmir.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:13
Veggies for Kashmir.”
“Oh, you want to give her beef? Cool. Pork. Pork for Kashmir. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
“Oh, you want to give her beef? Cool. Pork. Pork for Kashmir...