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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Not because I applied first aid, because I got to the hospital,because I saved the girl

Not because I applied first aid, because I got to the hospital,
because I saved the girl

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Not because I applied first aid,
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because I got to the hospital, because I saved the girl.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:20
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
I know I’m ready to be a dad because I didn’t kill the boy. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
I know I’m ready to be a dad because I didn’t kill the boy....
[applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[applause]
It’s resisting the urge to commit murder every single morning. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
It’s resisting the urge to commit murder every single mornin...
[inhales] Racism. Let’s do that shit, huh? Come on. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
[inhales] Racism. Let’s do that shit, huh? Come on.
♪ If you’re racist and you know it Clap your hands ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
♪ If you’re racist and you know it Clap your hands ♪
[audience laughs] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
[audience laughs]
You know what’s weird? Two people clapped. One of them is brown. One is white. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You know what’s weird? Two people clapped. One of them is br...
Indian people, we spend our lives claiming that we’re victims of racism. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Indian people, we spend our lives claiming that we’re victim...
Don’t we? But yet, all Indians back home... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Don’t we? But yet, all Indians back home...
But it’s this strange dichotomous failed racism - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
But it’s this strange dichotomous failed racism
Like if a beautiful American girl, blonde hair, blue eyes, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
Like if a beautiful American girl, blonde hair, blue eyes,
Within two minutes, there will be two fat, balding, paunchy Indian men - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
Within two minutes, there will be two fat, balding, paunchy ...
[kisses] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
[kisses]
While they are creeping her the fuck out, they are still calling her “madam.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
While they are creeping her the fuck out, they are still cal...
And look, like most Eastern cultures, our version of racism... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And look, like most Eastern cultures, our version of racism....
Is what we adapted from what was taught to us. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Is what we adapted from what was taught to us.
This isn’t the first Brexit to happen in history, ladies and gentlemen. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
This isn’t the first Brexit to happen in history, ladies and...
Britain ruled America. They ruled Africa. The ruled the Orient. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Britain ruled America. They ruled Africa. The ruled the Orie...
I feel like Britain must look at America the way Venus looks at Serena. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I feel like Britain must look at America the way Venus looks...
You learned this shit from me.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
You learned this shit from me.”