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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Number two, you will do thingsthat you are not proud of that you will really, really...

Number two, you will do things
that you are not proud of that you will really, really enjoy, right?

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Number two, you will do things that you are not proud of
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that you will really, really enjoy, right?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:50
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
When I was 28, I had the misfortune of having to cancel a wedding. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
When I was 28, I had the misfortune of having to cancel a we...
“You can’t go.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
“You can’t go.”
Vice presidential suite at a hotel, 2,000 roses, 900 candles. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Vice presidential suite at a hotel, 2,000 roses, 900 candles...
I got on one knee and proposed, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I got on one knee and proposed,
And, ladies, the most important part of that process is the... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And, ladies, the most important part of that process is the....
The knee. It’s very important, right, ladies, to get down on one knee? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
The knee. It’s very important, right, ladies, to get down on...
When your knee goes “eh,” their brain goes ping. They understand. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
When your knee goes “eh,” their brain goes ping. They unders...
He defied gravity! - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
He defied gravity!
And the skeletal structure of the human body and the tides and...” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
And the skeletal structure of the human body and the tides a...
Except I got broken up with on Skype. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Except I got broken up with on Skype.
Which is still okay. If it was Snapchat, I would have shot myself. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Which is still okay. If it was Snapchat, I would have shot m...
My fiancée has gone abroad to New York to complete her MBA before our wedding. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
My fiancée has gone abroad to New York to complete her MBA b...
In her college, she has a very cute study partner, a man I never liked, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
In her college, she has a very cute study partner, a man I n...
We have sent out 1,000 invites to people in Delhi, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
We have sent out 1,000 invites to people in Delhi,
As Delhiites call it, “Small, intimate family wedding.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
As Delhiites call it, “Small, intimate family wedding.”
My fiancée has informed me that she’s in love - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
My fiancée has informed me that she’s in love
Millions of Indians have died as virgins in San Jose, California, to design...” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:12
Millions of Indians have died as virgins in San Jose, Califo...
So you are watching somebody that you can hear typing a message to you. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
So you are watching somebody that you can hear typing a mess...
Meanwhile, you’re just looking at a box that says “typing, typing, typing.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Meanwhile, you’re just looking at a box that says “typing, t...
“Typing, typing, typing, typing.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
“Typing, typing, typing, typing.”