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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

People used to say things like, “He who questions the authority of Godshall open the chasm...

People used to say things like, “He who questions the authority of God
shall open the chasm of death, as the blood of the infidel
shall spill into the ocean of locusts, and the arrows of the meek
shall ascend into the kingdom of heaven in the paradise of stolen butter.” Fuck. That was a sentence back then,
ladies and gentlemen

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People used to say things like,
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“He who questions the authority of God shall open the chasm of death,
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as the blood of the infidel shall spill into the ocean of locusts,
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and the arrows of the meek shall ascend into the kingdom of heaven
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in the paradise of stolen butter.”
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Fuck. That was a sentence back then, ladies and gentlemen.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:42
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
Because people back then were high as balls, okay? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Because people back then were high as balls, okay?
It wasn’t drugs. There was just so much good oxygen in the atmosphere. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
It wasn’t drugs. There was just so much good oxygen in the a...
And all the shit that was said back then made complete sense for back then. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And all the shit that was said back then made complete sense...
Like, Islam has a saying, “A thief must have his arm cut off.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Like, Islam has a saying, “A thief must have his arm cut off...
Now, it made sense for back when it was written, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Now, it made sense for back when it was written,
You saw a one-handed dude, you were like, “Fucking thief.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
You saw a one-handed dude, you were like, “Fucking thief.”...
You know where all the thieves in your neighborhood live - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
You know where all the thieves in your neighborhood live
Now, it made sense for back when it was written, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Now, it made sense for back when it was written,
Learn to write the letter ‘G’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Learn to write the letter ‘G’
We shall take all major religions and just give them to the company Apple. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
We shall take all major religions and just give them to the ...
Can you imagine how much we would cut down on fanaticism - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Can you imagine how much we would cut down on fanaticism
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the same jihad ID. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the ...
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTunes, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTu...
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 virgins, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 v...
My Samsung explodes, then there’s a cloud. Is that a cloud? I don’t know.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
My Samsung explodes, then there’s a cloud. Is that a cloud? ...
And anyone being Islamophobic in today’s world - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And anyone being Islamophobic in today’s world
♪ If you’re Hindu and you know it Clap your hands ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:18
♪ If you’re Hindu and you know it Clap your hands ♪
Remember when a woman’s husband would die and we would cremate him, just not alone. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Remember when a woman’s husband would die and we would crema...
[exhales] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:12
[exhales]
But eventually, just mosey on in there.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:17
But eventually, just mosey on in there.”