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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

I did not know about the tongue,so imagine my surprise when two minutes into my first...

[speaking gibberish] I did not know about the tongue,
so imagine my surprise when two minutes into my first ever kiss, suddenly a tongue showed up at the door,
like, “Bonjour. May I come in?” I know now as an adult, the correct response is to be like,
“Bonsoir. We have been expecting you

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[speaking gibberish]
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I did not know about the tongue, so imagine my surprise
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when two minutes into my first ever kiss,
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suddenly a tongue showed up at the door, like, “Bonjour.
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May I come in?”
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I know now as an adult,
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the correct response is to be like, “Bonsoir.
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We have been expecting you.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:35
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
Can I show you the living room?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Can I show you the living room?”
Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss and went, “Stop, stop, stop.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss and went, “Stop, stop...
I want to find little cavities between your teeth - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
I want to find little cavities between your teeth
So now her tongue is licking the surface of my teeth. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
So now her tongue is licking the surface of my teeth.
Like trying to find an office in Connaught Place. At the left, she got the right. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Like trying to find an office in Connaught Place. At the lef...
Connaught Place is like Amish panties. Very hard to find entry. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Connaught Place is like Amish panties. Very hard to find ent...
So now I send my tongue out to push her tongue back into its territory. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
So now I send my tongue out to push her tongue back into its...
Our tongues are like India and Pakistan. Fucking surgical strikes happening. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Our tongues are like India and Pakistan. Fucking surgical st...
There is water running down my face, mixing with snot, going into our mouths. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
There is water running down my face, mixing with snot, going...
And in the middle of all of that, my nostril starts to whistle. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And in the middle of all of that, my nostril starts to whist...
[imitates kissing, whistling] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[imitates kissing, whistling]
[imitates kissing, whistling] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[imitates kissing, whistling]
I could feel the puke rise up in her mouth and go back down. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I could feel the puke rise up in her mouth and go back down.
[audience groaning] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
[audience groaning]
He sends them a message and he’s like, “Hey, girl, you up?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:12
He sends them a message and he’s like, “Hey, girl, you up?”...
We had to take a compass and write the girl’s name on our fucking arm, right? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
We had to take a compass and write the girl’s name on our fu...
I believe, ladies and gentlemen, while we’re talking about love, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:16
I believe, ladies and gentlemen, while we’re talking about l...
[cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
[cheering]
I mean, I’m not attracted to other men, but I can see how one would be... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
I mean, I’m not attracted to other men, but I can see how on...
[laughter] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
[laughter]