To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Speaking of terrorism, ladies and gentlemen
Please log in to add to collections.
Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Speaking of terrorism,ladies and gentlemen, I think I’m ready to be a father

Speaking of terrorism,
ladies and gentlemen, I think I’m ready to be a father

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.793
Speaking of terrorism, ladies and gentlemen,
00:00:02.877 --> 00:00:05.421
I think I’m ready to be a father.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:56
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
’Cause I’ve stopped worrying about little things - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
’Cause I’ve stopped worrying about little things
[scattered laughter] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[scattered laughter]
No, I want to have a child, ladies and gentlemen, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
No, I want to have a child, ladies and gentlemen,
Fuck it. I make kids like I make Maggi. Two minutes. Nobody’s satisfied. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Fuck it. I make kids like I make Maggi. Two minutes. Nobody’...
But I’m at that age - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
But I’m at that age
[laughing] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
[laughing]
I’m going to tell you this story. I was in Bombay and I had a car accident. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
I’m going to tell you this story. I was in Bombay and I had ...
And that’s the day I knew I was ready to be a dad. Right? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And that’s the day I knew I was ready to be a dad. Right?
All of a sudden, I hear... [imitating honking, thuds] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:15
All of a sudden, I hear... [imitating honking, thuds]
So I grab this boy, and I’m like, “What the hell happened?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
So I grab this boy, and I’m like, “What the hell happened?”...
Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
Kept skidding for ten feet until we hit your car.”
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
“Number one, I have to save this girl. I must save this girl...
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the monsoons? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Who teaches a girl to drive a scooter in the middle of the m...
I have money. We’ll reupholster.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I have money. We’ll reupholster.”
Fuck it. Double or nothing. Murder. Let’s go.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Fuck it. Double or nothing. Murder. Let’s go.”
I say, “Now give me her father’s phone number - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
I say, “Now give me her father’s phone number
♪ I’m going to kill this boy I’m going to kill this boy ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
♪ I’m going to kill this boy I’m going to kill this boy ♪...
Eat a cheeseburger in Maharashtra, and you’ll find out what that shit is.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Eat a cheeseburger in Maharashtra, and you’ll find out what ...
If he finds out she is with a Muslim boy, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
If he finds out she is with a Muslim boy,
I am in Die Hard 4. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
I am in Die Hard 4.