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They never know when to expect him, sir.”
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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

They never know when to expect him, sir.” “How can they not know when to expect him?He’s a...

They never know when to expect him, sir.” “How can they not know when to expect him?
He’s a prime minister, not a monsoon.” “Sir, frutti?” “Bitch, I will behead you
and shoot your beheaded head

Full Transcript

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They never know when to expect him, sir.”
00:00:03.293 --> 00:00:06.922
“How can they not know when to expect him? He’s a prime minister, not a monsoon.”
00:00:07.002 --> 00:00:08.002
“Sir, frutti?”
00:00:08.048 --> 00:00:10.926
“Bitch, I will behead you and shoot your beheaded head.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:46
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
Okay, where is the prime minister?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Okay, where is the prime minister?”
- I am a patriotic Indian. Are you, yes? - [audience] Yes! - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
- I am a patriotic Indian. Are you, yes? - [audience] Yes!
My patriotism is based on a very simple fact: - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
My patriotism is based on a very simple fact:
If I lived in Estonia, I would be proud of Estonia. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
If I lived in Estonia, I would be proud of Estonia.
If I lived in Zimbabwe, I would move to Estonia. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
If I lived in Zimbabwe, I would move to Estonia.
[applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
[applause]
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.
There’s another world outside the bowl, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
There’s another world outside the bowl,
I’m India. I live in a bowl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I’m India. I live in a bowl.
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I want nothing more than what is in my bowl.”
The way I see this whole thing working out for you guys is you’re like a girl. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
The way I see this whole thing working out for you guys is y...
You know what I mean? And you were in a relationship - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
You know what I mean? And you were in a relationship
And then you met this older guy, Bernie, but he was too geeky for you, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And then you met this older guy, Bernie, but he was too geek...
And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And then you were, like, in a long-distance relationship
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And eventually, your parents forced you to marry a boy.
This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen.
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for you, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for ...
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing,
It was like, “Man, welcome to America, land of the free, home of the brave. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
It was like, “Man, welcome to America, land of the free, hom...
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled, your jet-lagged, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled, your jet-lagged...