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This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen
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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

This is your arranged marriage,ladies and gentlemen

This is your arranged marriage,
ladies and gentlemen

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This is your arranged marriage, ladies and gentlemen.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:12
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for you, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
In the most literal sense, your parents picked this guy for ...
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I think it’ll just... It’ll be a temporary thing,
It was like, “Man, welcome to America, land of the free, home of the brave. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
It was like, “Man, welcome to America, land of the free, hom...
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled, your jet-lagged, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled, your jet-lagged...
It’ll just be like, “America. We’ll see.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
It’ll just be like, “America. We’ll see.”
It will cut down on terrorism, because, honestly, what’s the point? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
It will cut down on terrorism, because, honestly, what’s the...
“We must bomb America.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
“We must bomb America.”
Seems a bit redundant.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Seems a bit redundant.”
We saw him on TV every day. “We’ve got to ban the ‘Muh-slims.’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:14
We saw him on TV every day. “We’ve got to ban the ‘Muh-slims...
Muslim is a religious belief. Muslin is a fabric. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Muslim is a religious belief. Muslin is a fabric.
What, are you going to ban stretchy clothes, you moron?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
What, are you going to ban stretchy clothes, you moron?”
That’s a religion. Don’t lie. Don’t cheat. Don’t kill. Don’t fuck. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
That’s a religion. Don’t lie. Don’t cheat. Don’t kill. Don’t...
[cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
[cheering]
You are reading some ancient dude’s written version - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:15
You are reading some ancient dude’s written version
You are reading the 3,000-year-old Times of India, ladies and gentlemen. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You are reading the 3,000-year-old Times of India, ladies an...
And people said crazy shit back then all the time. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And people said crazy shit back then all the time.
People used to say things like, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:18
People used to say things like,
Because people back then were high as balls, okay? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Because people back then were high as balls, okay?
It wasn’t drugs. There was just so much good oxygen in the atmosphere. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
It wasn’t drugs. There was just so much good oxygen in the a...
And all the shit that was said back then made complete sense for back then. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And all the shit that was said back then made complete sense...