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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Tonight you die.” “Bonsoir, Monsieur Bond

Tonight you die.” “Bonsoir, Monsieur Bond

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Tonight you die.”
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“Bonsoir, Monsieur Bond.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:25
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
Tonight you die.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Tonight you die.”
Fuck it. Eat this vindaloo. You’ll die.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Fuck it. Eat this vindaloo. You’ll die.”
You take entire control of the gun manufacturing process. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You take entire control of the gun manufacturing process.
You manufacture the gun, the bullet, the victim, all in house. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You manufacture the gun, the bullet, the victim, all in hous...
Like, in India, we don’t have guns, so we don’t have gun violence. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Like, in India, we don’t have guns, so we don’t have gun vio...
You couldn’t have typical American gun shootings in India. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You couldn’t have typical American gun shootings in India.
You couldn’t. Because firstly, in India, you would never find the gay nightclub. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
You couldn’t. Because firstly, in India, you would never fin...
Or, like, you couldn’t shoot Indians sitting in a cinema. You couldn’t. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Or, like, you couldn’t shoot Indians sitting in a cinema. Yo...
’Cause Indians don’t sit still during a Bollywood movie, do we? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
’Cause Indians don’t sit still during a Bollywood movie, do ...
You know how hard it is to shoot somebody going...? [singing in Hindu] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
You know how hard it is to shoot somebody going...? [singing...
But can you at least change the guns? Or put your own technology into guns. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
But can you at least change the guns? Or put your own techno...
America, you invented the iPhone. Well done. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
America, you invented the iPhone. Well done.
It doesn’t understand my accent. What the fuck? So... - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
It doesn’t understand my accent. What the fuck? So...
Can you imagine a terrorist? “Siri!” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:19
Can you imagine a terrorist? “Siri!”
The first time I realized this, I saw an American cowboy movie. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
The first time I realized this, I saw an American cowboy mov...
He used to walk in... [imitating boots walking] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:16
He used to walk in... [imitating boots walking]
[beat boxing] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[beat boxing]
Indians... We would never put a bomb in a building, would we, guys? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Indians... We would never put a bomb in a building, would we...
We would put an accountant in the building, buy the building, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
We would put an accountant in the building, buy the building...
Our business practices are our terrorism. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Our business practices are our terrorism.