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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Veggies for Kashmir.” And Pakistan is like, “Oh, no, no, no, no.Get her the beef. She...

Veggies for Kashmir.” And Pakistan is like, “Oh, no, no, no, no.
Get her the beef. She likes the beef.” “She has been eating veggies
for 60 years.” “Yeah, but when you are sleeping,
she tries the beef.”

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Veggies for Kashmir.”
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And Pakistan is like, “Oh, no, no, no, no. Get her the beef. She likes the beef.”
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“She has been eating veggies for 60 years.”
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“Yeah, but when you are sleeping, she tries the beef.”
Duration
13 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:36
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
“Oh, you want to give her beef? Cool. Pork. Pork for Kashmir. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
“Oh, you want to give her beef? Cool. Pork. Pork for Kashmir...
Pork on Kashmir’s plate.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Pork on Kashmir’s plate.”
Nobody is asking me.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Nobody is asking me.”
Like in the West, Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Nepalis, Sri Lankans, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
Like in the West, Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Nepalis...
The guys on this end are like, “Allah... ” [imitates gunfire] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:14
The guys on this end are like, “Allah... ” [imitates gunfire...
Which ones were you?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Which ones were you?”
“I need a consult. Akbar, get in here, man.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:17
“I need a consult. Akbar, get in here, man.”
But now it’s Allah. Who Akbar, huh? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
But now it’s Allah. Who Akbar, huh?
Who the fuck is Akbar?’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Who the fuck is Akbar?’
Mr. Muslim Timberlake.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
Mr. Muslim Timberlake.”
What, am I asking for social security numbers or something like that? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
What, am I asking for social security numbers or something l...
I didn’t fly 2,000 miles to New York to talk to fucking Varun. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I didn’t fly 2,000 miles to New York to talk to fucking Varu...
Good. I’ve now offended both sections of the crowd. We’re in a good place. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Good. I’ve now offended both sections of the crowd. We’re in...
I believe I had the worst first kiss in the history of first kisses. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I believe I had the worst first kiss in the history of first...
But in the ’90s in India, we had two references for kissing training. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
But in the ’90s in India, we had two references for kissing ...
Hollywood movies, every time there was white people kissing on the TV, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Hollywood movies, every time there was white people kissing ...
“This is sin. This is sin. My child shall not watch.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
“This is sin. This is sin. My child shall not watch.”
I’m 36 years old. Today, if I see white people kissing, I can’t sleep. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I’m 36 years old. Today, if I see white people kissing, I ca...
The guy goes like this. [grunts] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
The guy goes like this. [grunts]
[applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[applause]