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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

What, are you goingto ban stretchy clothes, you moron?” I understand religious...

What, are you going
to ban stretchy clothes, you moron?” I understand religious phobia,
ladies and gentlemen

Full Transcript

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What, are you going to ban stretchy clothes, you moron?”
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I understand religious phobia, ladies and gentlemen.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:07
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
That’s a religion. Don’t lie. Don’t cheat. Don’t kill. Don’t fuck. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
That’s a religion. Don’t lie. Don’t cheat. Don’t kill. Don’t...
[cheering] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
[cheering]
You are reading some ancient dude’s written version - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:15
You are reading some ancient dude’s written version
You are reading the 3,000-year-old Times of India, ladies and gentlemen. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You are reading the 3,000-year-old Times of India, ladies an...
And people said crazy shit back then all the time. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And people said crazy shit back then all the time.
People used to say things like, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:18
People used to say things like,
Because people back then were high as balls, okay? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Because people back then were high as balls, okay?
It wasn’t drugs. There was just so much good oxygen in the atmosphere. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
It wasn’t drugs. There was just so much good oxygen in the a...
And all the shit that was said back then made complete sense for back then. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And all the shit that was said back then made complete sense...
Like, Islam has a saying, “A thief must have his arm cut off.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Like, Islam has a saying, “A thief must have his arm cut off...
Now, it made sense for back when it was written, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Now, it made sense for back when it was written,
You saw a one-handed dude, you were like, “Fucking thief.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
You saw a one-handed dude, you were like, “Fucking thief.”...
You know where all the thieves in your neighborhood live - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
You know where all the thieves in your neighborhood live
Now, it made sense for back when it was written, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Now, it made sense for back when it was written,
Learn to write the letter ‘G’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Learn to write the letter ‘G’
We shall take all major religions and just give them to the company Apple. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
We shall take all major religions and just give them to the ...
Can you imagine how much we would cut down on fanaticism - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Can you imagine how much we would cut down on fanaticism
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the same jihad ID. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the ...
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTunes, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTu...
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 virgins, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 v...